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[-] bannanaente@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

We should just be talking about the benefits of bananas, they are a great source of potassium!

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

From now on, we at /c/vegan will promote a strictly banana-based diet in humans. Fruitarians will be tolerated, but only to the extent that they take steps toward removing other fruits from their diet. /s

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Make sure you feed your cats bananas as well.

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[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

meanwhile in the dog food discussions:

  • My dog likes bell pepers
  • My dog only eats raw racoon meet
  • my dog eats poop

Dogs, the easiest species to feed

Edit: they will.also eat all the crumbs and spills from the floor saving time on cleaning

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dogs, the easiest species to feed

That would be pigs but some dogs are actually quite close to that.

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[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago

Dogs are nature's vacuum cleaners confirmed

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[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Dogs have been selectively bred to better handle foods humans eat barring some notable exceptions. Dogs significantly better grain digesting enzyme production than wild candids for example.

My dog has an iron gut based on what she can happily eat

[-] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
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[-] Sneptaur@pawb.social 0 points 1 week ago

I want in on these cat food arguments

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Ok let me set the ball rolling: Do you think cats should be fed vegan only diet?

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 0 points 1 week ago

I'm not a vegan but I do wonder if given the correct supplements would it really be so bad?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Yes. It would be literal torture and the poor cat would have no idea why it's being horribly abused.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 0 points 1 week ago

With the correct supplements you can feed a human literal shit as well.

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

All jokes aside, the consensus seems to be it can be done, but would require regular visits to the vet and testing the cat's urine etc, and even then this would be very experimental.

Realistically, the answer is no.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Good luck with having to take cats to the vet regularly. They loooove it🙄

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[-] Sneptaur@pawb.social 0 points 1 week ago

Lmao is that what the argument is about? My cat eats organic ethically sourced fish because I'm bougie like that

[-] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago
[-] Jimbo@yiffit.net 0 points 1 week ago

I dunno, I kinda like watching the chaos

For now

[-] socsa@piefed.social 0 points 1 week ago

Nah it's fun because of how stupid it is.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

YES I DO, GODDAMN IT!

[-] gencha@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

Easy. Come up with some insane pet feeding scenario, and then assume you saw someone on YouTube vouch for it. Enter discourse. Ensure to present your theory by first saying "I don't know what a cat actually is, but...". Then slowly slide your audience into your scenario about how people in Florida have kept alligators alive by feeding them rotten boat parts with just the right algae and moss on it.

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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

"Show me the fucking udder on a strawberry" is one of the greatest punchlines in the history of the medium, if not all of humanity 🤣🤣🤣

[-] socsa@piefed.social 0 points 1 week ago

Studies say that cats can survive just fine if you paralyze them and they inject them with nutrients fluid. Super convenient tbh.

[-] gencha@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago

I have heard of studies 🤔

[-] Orbituary@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Shaking the veggie tree again? COME AT ME BRUTHOR!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

I keep seeing that "people are talking about beans", but I don't actually see people TALKING about beans. I'm convinced that the joke is, that nobody actually talks about beans. Just talks about how other people are talking about beans.....which they aren't. That's somehow the joke.

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 0 points 1 week ago

I talk about bean. I love to eat bean, I love to cook it. They are healthy, every inexpensive. If buy can, you can cook very easily but you can do many complicated dish with it. It delicious with meat and without meat and that is the common ground on any cooking community on Lemmy, being vegan or not.

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[-] socsa@piefed.social 0 points 1 week ago

Everyone keep saying "what is beans?"

Nobody saying "how is beans?"

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[-] buttfarts@lemy.lol 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

hohoho... My friend you have fallen into the trap. By me responding to this comment about how nobody is actually discussing beans, we are now engaged in a discussion about beans!

Thus furthers our plot of packing bean related content into the algorithm. This is the only way to save our timeline from Skynet!

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

This is a meta-discussion about beans though. We're not talking about beans, we're talking about talking about beans.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago

nobody talks about beans

You need a better friend group. Your network is your net worth

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Can I feed my cat an all-bean diet?

[-] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago

if it's good enough for humans it's probably good enough for cats

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Narrator: as illustrated in Blazing Saddles, it was not good enough for humans

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Sure, if you can overlook how cruelly beans are raised, etc...

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Won't anyone do something about the plight of the beans!?

[-] socsa@piefed.social 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I just feed my cats the same beans I feed the children locked in the basement. They both survive just fine with the right supplements.

[-] Piemanding@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

My chickens never eat beans. I don't think they like them.

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 week ago

Don’t even joke about that. Cats are obligate carnivores, they can’t survive on beans. If you must, let them eat the children.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 0 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately I need the children to satisfy the hag witch.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

I got banned from a pet food sub on reddit for what I thought was a completely innocent question. It's a touchy subject everywhere apparently. The rumor is that pet food companies are major lurkers on pet subs and use reddit etc as an ad platform.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago

Look at this cute hecking pupperino! {promoted by Purina}

Cute doggo in training with his fellow officer {promoted by the Langley Police Department}

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[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

The REAL question is how much beans can I feed to a cat, and why does my house smell really bad?

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My cat loves beans (as a snack, not a meal). Do not consider this a salvo into that Lemmy civil war. My can just loves beans and I love him.

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