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[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Anything to keep the workers subjugated… even tanking a bedrock American corporation…

What a stupid hill to die on.

Rest in piss, assholes

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world -4 points 3 days ago

Oh, look, a news headline from five years ago

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 3 days ago

JRR Tolkien was the source for the first part, as it’s a line from Lord of the Rings (specifically spoken by Gandalf). The second part was on by Me for this comment. How original this is? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Three hundred lives of men I have walked this earth, and now Trump claims aliens want to eat me? WTF?

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

A story with a happy ending!

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago

“But you’ve had 9 yea—“

“I have concepts!”

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 5 days ago

Also, it’s all your fault!

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I can't wait (lemmy.world)
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Via jerry@infosec.exchange on mastodon

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago
[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

This is a shit post all right

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i'm only 5, but i've had enough of Regan. anyone else see Star Trek IV?

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Did you say BEAM? (lemmy.world)
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[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Not the type of reaction I expected from you

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Feast your eyes upon its glory

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