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[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 5 hours ago

There is a dicklette or so your wife claims.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

New holocaust. Fucking nazis, they never change.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

Good, now ban it. Funding terrorists must be illegal, surely?

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Oh, dogs...

Yeah, I like dags.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Yup, I heard you got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

How do you cook them?

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Dogs, the easiest species to feed

That would be pigs but some dogs are actually quite close to that.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Actually, you can have one pint and drive so you will be all right mate as long as you stick to what's on these pictures.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

They should all be like this.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Tell me you are an American without telling me.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

More like word salad.

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