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[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

Just so we’re a hundred percent clear anyone can wear makeup and shaming someone for doing it is fucking gross.

Shaming them for being hypocrites is chill tho

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I have to say the mascara is probably the coolest thing about him. Everything else about this guy is absolute dogshit. DeSantis was destroyed by his own base for using heel shoes. It would be funny if Vance got annihilated by MAGA for being a "makeup wearing soyboy" and not being an empty vessel for corruption and political donors who will say and do anything for power

[-] razorwiregoatlick@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Are we 100% sure he is wearing makeup or is this unconfirmed like the rumor saying “JD Vance fucked a couch”

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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Makeup and makeup companies promote unhealthy beauty standards and are responsible for a disproportionate amount of microplastics. No one should wear makeup

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

I used to think that and tell my wife that. She told me she wears makeup to feel all sorts of things: strong, assertive, sexy, dignified, powerful, invisible, whatever. Who am I to tell her she shouldn’t use eyeliner to feel strong when she’s got a big meeting at work? If you like makeup live your life

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Sounds like smokers who say that cigarettes calm them down.

Smoking doesn't relieve anxiety, not smoking creates it. Same thing applies for people who say they feel unattractive w/o cosmetics.

Outside of something like art performances, there's no reason for anyone to ever wear makeup

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I only use all natural whale oil makeup I'm not complicit

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[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Not sure we can shame people with a furniture kink either. Funny though.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

As someone who has both worn makeup and grinded against furniture in my time, I consent to you making fun of JD Vance for whatever you want.

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

That's… not how any of this works. With that logic, any gay person can just say "yo, you can be homophobic, I consent".

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

As a gay person, I disagree

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

…okay? If you're alone with other people, you can tell them that you're fine with them being homophobic. But in a public space, you're not the only gay person, and just because it's okay for you doesn't mean it's okay for everyone, so you can't just say that it's okay.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Look again at the community you're in 😂

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I kinda hate the types of comments that you replied to. "As an x-person, you can make fun of this person for doing x thing." That's a really bad precedent to set, kinda like black people having blanket "n-word passes" to give out to white people

[-] Korne127@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Yeah. Even if it doesn't hurt you, you're not the only person existing. And it can hurt other people in the same minority, you don't just get to say that it's fine for everyone.

[-] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Sigh…

Seconded

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

Ok first of all there is ZERO evidence that JD Vance has EVER reached completion in the cushiony embrace of a chaise lounge

NONE

[-] xavier666@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

I heard there was a glove involved in the incident

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I heard he was in a Roche Bobois carpark when it allegedly didn't happen.

[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

There's plenty of furniture I'd fuck. Check out the shibari lights by bomma

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 month ago

it's not the mascara itself that people are bashing. it's the wearing mascara while being in the party of mEn CaNt WeAr MaKeUp\

republicans aren't saying anything because they're too busy racisting his non-white wife

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

Yeah shame them for being hypocrites but not people for wearing makeup. If you like makeup that’s cool

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Can I make fun of him for how poorly he's wearing it? Honestly, he ain't wearing it. It's wearing him.

[-] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago

It's the most basic eyeliner. Doesn't even have a hint of cats eye. Smh.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

He ain't got the confidence to rock it like a real man.

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Take your smug self righteousness and give it to someone who deserves it. This piece of shit would attack anyone who claims that he wears makeup even though he does. It’s not about the makeup. It’s about the turd that’s wearing the makeup

[-] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Then make fun of the turd and not the makeup? There’s plenty to make fun of. Why are you mad that you don’t get to be a bigot even when the target of your bigotry is a piece of shit?

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[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Yeah this is the guy going after people who wear make up. So I'm absolutely going to make fun of him wearing way too much.

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[-] Napain@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago

i liked this meme because it can be read as celebratory if you are chill, like we are, but also as mocking, if you are a biggot, like his voterbase. so win win

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[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago

With eyes like that, this guy could fuck any couch he wanted

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 month ago

I love that we are firing back with stupid shit like thjs. The right has gotten away with it for way too fucking long, and too many people have spent too much time answering every false accusation. About time fascist fuckweasels had to do the same.

[-] Maggoty@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Wait are you telling me he didn't fuck a couch?

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 month ago
[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

"five years" what happened 6 years ago?

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[-] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's couch fucking.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I kind of hate that he and I share the same long eyelash gene. It's not a choice to have such long, luscious and beautiful eyes!

At least I still have fucked significantly less couches though.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I, too, have long eyelashes that women covet, and have only fucked like 6 couches, max.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 month ago

I also have gorgeous eyelashes. And I've never fucked a couch! It would've made the vacuum jealous.

[-] Napain@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago

nice flex haha

[-] Good4Nuthin@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago
[-] NRay7882@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I see a sexy fem-Riker. Or maybe it's a catgirl.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

My wife's bras can probably fit him.

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

What is up with the Nosferatu ear?

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[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

That couch never stood a chance.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

He'd fit right nice as the block bitch

[-] katja@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 month ago

His whole look is very not butch. That beard is very well groomed and his hair is immaculate. His skin also looks very cared for. I do believe his dear papa may have been a lumberjack.

Nothing wrong with that of course, but I think he would be a lot happier if he just embraced it, poor thing.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

That's because he's not a hillbilly. He grew up in Ohio and went to Yale. His grandparents were from Appalachia, so he calls himself a hillbilly- and uses a bunch of bullshit stereotypes about Appalachia while doing it.

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[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

What do you think he labels himself as on his Grindr profile, bear? Sloppy otter?

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