Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there'd be perfect parity between the two events.

Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.

FYI I spent fifteen years as a property manager for one of the bigger development/rental companies in the US and represented them hundreds of times in court in four different states. Judges are generally pretty hostile to tenants unless you bring a really solid case, and even then, if the landlord is making an effort to address your grievances they're most likely going to side with the landlord (in my experience).

Unless you are gonna take 25% off my bill for labor savings, I am not going to take my monthly shopping through a self checkout. I had to once when I had no choice, and I’ll never do it again.

I also faced that scenario once and walked out of the store leaving my $400 worth of groceries sitting in front of the abandoned cashier lanes. The profit from just my purchase would have paid for a full cashier shift that day. Instead they got to pay for restocking and ruined frozen food and meat.

I'm on Team Boomer on this one.

Unless the old banker is hoping to diddle the heroine after the show.

Not with that attitude it isn't.

I can't believe it actually started to compute this in my head. C'mon coffee, get to work.

They've done extensive market research and they feel confident that they got the name right.

I feel like we're doing Stalin a disservice by always showing old chubby Stalin photos.

Prince Charming probably will have fun testing it out on the step-sisters at least.