Are you implying people on OnlyFans aren't good people?!

The green part is written by GTP-3. So the "regular pit supervisor" etc. in the ending got written by a human after the AI generated the first green part, but the last joke was made by AI again.

I don't get it?

Maybe it's not that the neighbours are awful but that the subset of neighbours that use this kind of app is mostly awful.

uh… no?

~~You can still use the dog treats if you chose the right person~~

That's such a stupid troll move. I love it.

That’s literally the train I use everything I get to uni (and back).

👀 ~~time to go vegan~~

Well, return it. While being refurbished, it doesn't necessarily need to be in perfect shape, it still needs to work as it would when you buy it originally.

I guess they didn't deserve treehomo