Well to start, one of them supports me having the same rights as everyone else while the other one wants me dead

How could they be so anti-semetic /S

I'm not racist but...

This

Closing Time is no longer by Green Day

Manual can openers are better than electric can openers

I don't have a single favorite artist, I have dozens. So if you ask me to stop listening to one, really not that much.

Hell, I've willingly done it before when they turned problematic, like with Crystal Castles

It's simple. Bigotry and greed. Trump plays to people's fears that "others" will soon have the same rights they do while also assuring his rich handlers that he will make them richer. He's convinced the poor to cut off their nose to spite their face.

Conservatism is a mental illness, it can't be defeated with logic and reasoning

There's a documentary on Hulu I highly recommend called The Jinx, about multimillionaire serial killer Robert Durst. One of my favorite lines from him is "I did not kill my best friend, but I did dismember him".

His family owns like half of NYC. Someone I know used to work directly under them and can confirm the batshit runs down the whole family tree.

Hot sauce on pizza is a staple. Especially a good vinegary sauce. I'll put aside my ghost pepper sauces and grab my Valentina for it.

Has anyone seen Fido?

ABC gave Trump a massive handicap but he still managed to shoot himself in the foot a few times. Even the moderator roasted him once or twice.

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