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[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 100 points 8 months ago

This one is really dependent upon whose wedding it is. I know a couple people that would love this.

[-] Gabu@lemmy.ml 68 points 8 months ago

Seems like the perfect way to stage a polyamorous wedding.

[-] RustyNova@lemmy.world 62 points 8 months ago
[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 32 points 8 months ago

Honestly, though. Like that’s how I know I invited the right people to the event.

[-] zammy95@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Agreed that it's hilarious, but I'm pretty sure I've heard that if someone interrupts the portion, the officiater has to go through like.. a whole process legally because of it? I don't know if that matters realistically if he knows too and is cool though

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

one %99 percent of the attendants may not understand

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 56 points 8 months ago

Only do it if it's supposed to be part of the wedding. Otherwise, don't do it. It would be very disruptive and distracting and could make an otherwise beautiful moment very awkward. And it'd be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 58 points 8 months ago

And it’d be something the bride and groom would have to remember for the rest of their lives every time they put on their rings.

That's not a very convincing argument to not do that every week at a random wedding.

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 12 points 7 months ago

Originally, before I posted it, my comment had something like "inb4 someone says you're making it sound like a great idea".

I really should've kept that in there.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 months ago

Who lets randos into their wedding?

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Weddings have too much going on for anyone to keep track. It's not a concert. No one is checking for tickets. After the wedding, receptions have assigned seating. But by then, you'd be long gone and planning the next Tolkiened wedding.

[-] Gabu@lemmy.ml 13 points 8 months ago

But I am Annatar, the Lord of Gifts!

[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Let's do some awkward wedding crashing, we'll be the life of the reception!

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago

Are you kidding? This is bestie energy

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 26 points 8 months ago

I would have loved that at our wedding lol

[-] Aesculapius@kbin.social 21 points 8 months ago

Especially if it's a cock ring

[-] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 8 points 7 months ago

Best lemmy comment I've ever read

[-] Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi 4 points 8 months ago

What is this, a wedding with an orgy at the reception?

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Risky click of the day?

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[-] match@pawb.social 18 points 8 months ago

And then the wedding party goes on a quest to destroy it during the reception, perfect

[-] arken@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

"dressed as Sauron" would also mean you would attract some attention before the ceremony, basically dressed as a giant burning vagina

[-] Gumbyyy@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Well now I wish I had thought of this for my wedding

[-] Harpsist@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Our friends wedding went exactly like this. As. It was a hobbit themed wedding.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 points 8 months ago

Nah better would be to yell at the best man to cast the ring into the fire!

[-] harry315@feddit.de 6 points 7 months ago

!lotrmemes@midwest.social would love that meme

[-] ShortN0te@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago

I would be too afraid that some would take the cake knife and chops my hand off.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Your friends sound a little violent lol

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

A few too many commas in that line. Eh?

[-] CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I mean you could put dashes on either side of “all of them” potentially instead of commas, but commas also work, especially in more poetic prose. Where would you straight-up remove a comma from the line?

[-] lewdian69@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Could use one more between "Sauron" and "and"

[-] Illecors@lemmy.cafe 1 points 7 months ago

No, that's normal. Might look strange for a native english speaker, but it definitely normal in othet languages.

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

*Putting on a penis ring, too.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago
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