Meh, the constant threat of being thrown violently out into oblivion was most of the fun!

I had free laundry for most of my freshman year of college. We had coin operated machines, and somebody quickly figured out that you can strip 2 wires and just touch them together, or touch a coin to both of them, and every time you did that the machine would think a coin had been inserted. Eventually the college caught on and one day I went down there and all the machines were taken apart with maintenance guys working on them, and after that there was a heavy duty housing for the coin acceptor with no exposed wires. It was nice while it lasted!

That's why it pays so well

Code monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew.

I try to write documentation/instructions for dummies, because often, I'm the dummy when I have to dig back into the code again after not touching or thinking about it in months or years.

The worst part about Bitbucket is the horrible, godawful, practically useless search

Let’s not look a ~~gift~~ Git horse in the mouth.

FTFY

I sure fucking hope not.

Yes - they are completely different.

What if you want to be at the spot where you actually clicked the mouse?

F12 opens dev tools in most browsers, so I use that one all the time.

Well now I wish I had thought of this for my wedding