No, but at leat say "yo ho" when you download something. Also VPN.

You wouldn't download a hat.

You need a boat. How do you sail the high seas without a boat.

I don't know where to get the boat tho.

This is a common misconception. A ski mask is both effective and very adaptable. The pirate hat is antiquated, bulky, and has a much more restrictive use case. If you're in a pinch you can just use a face mask. It also has the advantage of preventing malware, but any experienced user would take the ski mask over an N95 for flexibility.

Newspaper can be folded into a hat in a pinch.

This was all covered in the on boarding process. We'll let it slide this time but next time have your hat on or you'll have to walk the plank 😄

Hat? Unnecessary. But an eye-patch helps reduce nausea when using VR goggles to search for booty.

Follow the pirate code and share the spoils, i.e. be seeding.

Think about renting a parrot. That's what I did for a while before getting my sea legs

A bandana is fine if you have one.

An eye patch will suffice. If you really want to show your dedication, a wooden peg leg would be ideal. I should note that it is a bit difficult to conceal a peg leg in public.

An eye patch, a parrot or a wooden leg will also do

Nah, as long as you buy it dinner first, or at least try to connect on an emotional level, it'll let you enter.

I've got a big pirate flag hanging up in my room, is that good enough?

Most important: A mindful for seeding the downloads.

What you reallly need is a tattoo of a small plant in a box to represent that you have a seedbox.

Not per se, but it is ideal

You have to pirate it first.

I find this stereotype offensive.

It comes with.