So like a Robot Chicken sketch that goes on for far too long?

Right, it's just the side-bar makes the distinction between "online services" and "self-hosted" so I wasn't sure.

A place to share alternatives to popular_ online services_ that can be self-hosted without giving up privacy or locking you into a service you don’t control.

VPS is self-hosted?

Check out Woot! Right now they've got Win10/111 Pro for $20.99 or Home for $18.99. Not sure what that converts to for Euros, but I'm confident it comes out less than 150 of them.

Ramadan defeated Godzilla, with the powers of starvation.

I firmly believe that this information (but for porn) would increase adoption of the software being advertised.

You can't fool me. That's Avery Bullock!

Sometimes it's cheaper to replace a window than it is to pay an extortive "lock out fee" from a complex.

Scrambled eggs are now Animal Cruelty in the state of Alabama.

Ever notice how you can never reach the 13th floor on most buildings?

Damn, was really hoping there was some deeper stuff I was missing. So you're a subscriber to Egg Theory then?

I followed you (Egg Theory) right up until that last line.
Slash dot? The tech website is the only real thing?