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[-] muse@fedia.io 181 points 2 months ago

This would unironically work on me

[-] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 114 points 2 months ago

I mean they've got a gun so I'd imagine so

[-] muse@fedia.io 32 points 2 months ago
[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

We call those "marital aids"

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

What are you gonna do? Shoot me?

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Breaking: Man shot in house after repeatedly killing wife in game while naked.

[-] northendtrooper@lemmy.ca 50 points 2 months ago

At this point it would take this for me to learn javascript.

[-] Tyoda@lemm.ee 45 points 2 months ago

Luckily, nobody is this passionate about liking javascript.

[-] EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tbf, I also really don't want to learn Rust. Overhyped dreck

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[-] frezik@midwest.social 24 points 2 months ago

The Rust compiler tends to turn my impostor syndrome to 11. I assume she has some kind of humiliation kink and I do not consent.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

You didn't say the safe word! The lessons continue.

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 15 points 2 months ago

"But you didn't tell me the safe word"

"That's not the safe word either"

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

This is Rust. You don't need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

[-] debounced@kbin.run 100 points 2 months ago

it satisfies the borrow checker or else it gets the hose again

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

If the borrow checker fails, the thing in their hand might throw some very effective error messages.

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[-] lugal@lemmy.ml 68 points 2 months ago
[-] herrcaptain@lemmy.ca 50 points 2 months ago

Rust and Bust.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago

I think that's just how every Rust developer learns Rust.

[-] Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 2 months ago

Am I dumb or what's up with the radio stuff on the left? 😅 Is rust common for some sort of radio programming?

[-] widw@ani.social 84 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The image was modified, I think the original said something like "we're gonna listen to Russian number stations on shortwave radio"

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 38 points 2 months ago

I'm still down.

Thats so much better 😭

[-] rf_@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago

I think the original text was about ham radio.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

And yet it's still relevant because HAM radio operators are weird like that.

[-] Areldyb@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

Check this guy out, doesn't even have any radio equipment in his IDE

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago

I mean, presumably there's a microcontroller in this radio. For programming that, your only real mainstream choices are C, C++ and Rust, since you can't have a language runtime without a filesystem.

But yeah, it's neither the case that Rust is overwhelmingly popular for that (C/C++ do stick around still), nor is it the only discipline where Rust shines.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

My shoes were already off.

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 28 points 2 months ago

I don't 'have' Netflix either, but I can watch things from it...

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 18 points 2 months ago

Rust is to programming languages what a drunken orgy is to a night out.

That is to say, you have no idea where all these new tattoos came from have a head pounding migraine afterwards and some the hell how you learned how to use Rust as an end result.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

So it's like slightly more responsible Python

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago
[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

But I'm scared of Monad transformers and lenses. Can't I just use elm? Elm is so perfect, so pure, so very very pure. And so pretty. And so robust. And so instantaneous to compile, and with such helpful error messages. Come to me, haskell programmer, you'll never want to leave. Never leave... Always elm.... Lovely lovely elm....

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 12 points 2 months ago
[-] YourPrivatHater@ani.social 11 points 2 months ago

I don't have Netflix either but i know a thing or two about the internet...

[-] librejoe@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Hey lady don't threaten me with a good time.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[-] 0x0@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago

It's funny because it's true.

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