I mean, for the most part yeah. With bare bones minimum interaction babies are pretty manageable.

Feed them five times a day. Clean five times a day. Pretty much watch them grow on their own until they gain proper sapience around that year mark. Just don't go full Potter and you'll be good. Get earplugs for the times when you really need sleep and keep to a schedule.

After that year, and more like 1.5 years, you gotta put in some more effort but even then, it really doesn't matter near as much as the internet would have you think. Nature beats Nurture in almost all categories by a sound margin.

Where's all the people who loathe breakfast because they aren't hungry until lunch?

Followup question because I'm not one of them. Should we not talk to you until you've had your morning coffee and cigarette? You know what hat doesn't give you permission to act like a fucking dickweed to everyone Kyle & Amanda.

Don't forget lettuce sandwiches.

Even the ones that do have kids in similar age groups.

Shit, sick kids, sorry.

Shit, their mom has them this weekend.

Shit, they just met the new neighbor girl and we not ruining this.

Or the far more often.

Shit, I barely have the energy to shit in the toilet let alone do something. Imma just keep browsing Lemmy and playing the same old games that aren't with my friends because we all work different shifts anyway.

Look it's just kid slang. Just because I have a cotton candy flavored condom in my pocket, three packets of cherry lube, a six pack of wine coolers and 12 pack of birthday cake vodka shots doesn't mean it's any different from when I use a piece of rabbit skin I rub on my dick every night to fall asleep.

Admittedly, you look and sound much older than I remember but you're still 14 right?

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Looks like this is the OG?

https://m.youtube.com/@sickanimation/videos

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uarGR2NkCf8 video

Green teef.

Yeah... But right to left or left to right... Lol.

What what's a safe danger noodle then? I thought those were nope ropes.

Me: Salty banana eating hydro homie still in fear of stretching too much in bed which will cause the calf or foot cramp.

Foot cramps are worse. Calf cramp pain lasts for days.

The bending or stretching doesn't work if you don't get to it fast enough. There's only so much bending a muscle so taught Richard Simmons would give it a respectable nod from the afterlife.

It's not the falling asleep, it's them randomly running around the bed in the middle of the night. Hopping on, off, on the headboard, trying to lay on you...

People say they sleep well with them but sleep studies have shown you probably get worse sleep with them in the bed.

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-024-56055-9