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[-] paddirn@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

The tiles should be flag-colored. It’s part of the Flag Code.

[-] doingless@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

I'm just wondering how you got into my shower

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 0 points 7 months ago

I wash my ass with beer as nature intended

[-] WalkableProgrammer@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Rahhh 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[-] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

nailed it!

BY GOD!

[-] key@lemmy.keychat.org 0 points 7 months ago

Hey, I stick to snuff when I'm in the shower. Save the cigarettes for when I can mix it with weed with dry hands.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago

I dunno. Looks staged. Loofah and cigarettes are more suggestive of European shower.

[-] 800XL@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

That's because this is an American woman's shower. That's a "personal protection" purse gun. If it were a man in that shower his manhood compensating modded fully auto AR-15 covered in Punisher, thin blue line, and trump 2020 stickers would be visible.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Seriously. Wasn't the cocoa butter a clue? Like any real manly man would put cocoa butter on his balls. Whenever he gets a chance. Cocoa butter. On his balls.

Excuse me, I'll be right back.

[-] seth@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

I tried putting hot cocoa on my balls.

That's why I needed a skin graft on my balls.

[-] seth@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Maybe the cocoa butter will sooth the pain?

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[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 7 months ago

Because American women can't have AR guns in a purse?

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago
[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

It would also be cowboy killers (Marlboro reds) instead of 27s. There are some subtle clues.

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Nah we broke and 27s are a bit cheaper

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[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago

The Buc-ee's lighter says Texas lol

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Hey, until you've had a beer in the shower don't talk shit. It rules

A shower beer can be pleasant once in a while for sure

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago

I have had a number of shower seltzers and ciders, it's great!

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Sounds a lot like alcoholism

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

*functional alcoholism

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago

I don't even drink that much anymore since I mostly just have edibles, but on occasion I will take a drink with me into the shower after a long day, should try it.

[-] Coreidan@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

I don't even drink that much anymore since I mostly just have edibles

Glad to hear it! Addiction sucks. I’ve seen it destroy far too many lives.

How do you prevent water from going into your beverage?

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago

Never had an addiction, I just don't drink much because it fucks up my digestive system.

I also keep a 64oz water bottle at my side.

[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Like any substance use, it depends.

Shower beer/seltzer/soda is great at the end of a long day/hard run/big trip etc from the hot water getting your body clean, and the cold refreshing beverage you drink during the process

If beer #7 gets brought into the shower at 3pm, you likely need to sit down and take a look at your life choices

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[-] ScrollerBall@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Reminds me of this

[-] johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Smoking in the US has actually fallen off a lot.

[-] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Yea we vape now! Smoking is yucky and gives you cancer but ooooh mango flavor

[-] pelotron@midwest.social 0 points 7 months ago

I love the smell of chemistry sets in the morning

[-] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Need to puff my flavored air before I can start my day

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Sure. Have you tried smoking in the shower?

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

I tried vaping in the shower but it didn't work for very long

[-] aelwero@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

I vape in the shower every morning. I've also dropped it a bajillion times, including dropping it while on a motorcycle doing 60mph or so. Still works just fine :)

[-] bfg9k@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Once, when I came home high as hell from a friend's party. Surprisingly did OK. Just had to keep it up and over the shower wall do the water didn't get it.

Wouldn't do it in an enclosed bathroom with no windows again though.

[-] TomMasz@kbin.social 0 points 7 months ago

In college, after working Friday night in the dining hall kitchen, a Pabst 16oz can was my shower beer before heading out to the weekend parties.

How I still got up to work Saturday and Sunday breakfast shift is nothing short of miraculous.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 0 points 7 months ago

The gun is just there to exfoliate.

[-] ChrisLicht@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

I used to smoke in the shower in the ‘70s. Loved it.

I also had a roommate who had to get up at least once per night to smoke.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

That's pretty obviously a Texan's shower. The Buc-ee's lighter is a giveaway. However, that's a Pabst instead of a Lone Star.

I'm very concerned about that person's mental health.

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 7 months ago

You only bring the one lit cigarette in with you, and the shower gun is in a waterproof box attached to the wall. We care for our guns.

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago
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[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Just like saying all Germans are Bavarians

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Calm down. Have a Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

I’m hungover from Guiness

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago
[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 0 points 7 months ago

What about the average American grower?

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

What's the jar under the cigarettes?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Cocoa butter.

[-] Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml 0 points 7 months ago
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