Bae, considering you are the solid food, might want to ask fewer questions.
"Know what Bessie? You're right."
BLAM
"Honey fire up the grill! Steaks tonight!"
She deserves nothing less for spelling it as “weening”.
Cheese is a solid food.
No. Mrs cow, *leans in and whispers sensually "I need your milk to make me feel good" as I make eye contact and continue milking.
Homelander moment
*weaning
Weening is the process by which one listens to the band Ween and grows to like even the weirdest albums.
Thank you.
Two words: Butter and cheese.
Everyone talking about moving out of meat, the fuck are we gonna do to get out of those too?
I'm trying to find a way out of cheese. No luck yet, and I can't really afford the analogs either way.
Gave up meat though, so I'm happy so far. Let's see what clever scientists come up with for the rest 😎
"For the last time, Bessie, I'm a god damn cheese maker! It will be solid food!"
Y'know, you're right... Starts making cheese
That cow speaks the truth. I don't really think this is much of a shitpost, its a valid reasoning.
The reasoning falls for the "appeal to nature" fallacy. Only because in nature no other animal drinks the baby-food of another species, doesn't follow we shouldn't do it. Same would be: "no other animal pumps the dead bodies of other species from the earth to burn them in mini engines to avoid the inconvenience of walking a few miles" I mean there are other good reasons, but nature is not one of them.
Its super nutritious. Dont let it go to waste
Good point, it is wasteful. Maybe instead of letting it rot in the food supply chain and on supermarket shelves we should let baby calves drink it, or stop forcefully impregnating dairy cows in the first place.
I ain't gonna eat my cereals with water
You can eat them with oat milk, soy milk, flax milk, rice milk, almond milk, coconut milk, pea milk, and many more.
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