It's not easy being green.

Too much hair

The brain is the largest erogenous zone.

It's true though, way too gamey.

Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled "DP for universal healthcare" or "gang bang to end the war in Gaza".

Looks like it's going fast just sittin there

I had a lot of fun with one of these when I was a teenager. Trying to do donuts backwards, off-roading through the woods chasing after my friends that were on dirt bikes, taking the back seats out to fit all manner of things inside...

I think about the only thing it didn't do was get me laid lmao

I thought of the same video when I saw this post haha, that guy's stuff is gold.

Ooh I love this channel

Rich, creamy, garlic

Sex is like emotional support, I'll take it where I can get it.