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[-] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 150 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The one on the left has titties, so I gotta go with God.

[-] NotADeer@lemmy.world 93 points 11 months ago

Can't spell titties without IT

[-] StereoTrespasser@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago

That's all I saw in the picture, honestly

[-] backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 11 months ago

I can't look at this meme normally again

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 84 points 11 months ago
[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 65 points 11 months ago

zipties arteries

dies of a heart attack

[-] Oreos@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

Better use velcro straps next time

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 60 points 11 months ago

God dammit, those aren’t IT cables, they’re TV cables. The AV guys did it!

[-] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

TV broadcast headends used to be these monstrously wonderful collisions of AV and networking cables and devices.

Wish I'd taken more pictures, but you know, wanted to keep my job.

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[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 57 points 11 months ago

But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can't afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

He's supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 10 points 11 months ago

My brother in Christ, He is the one who is omnipotent, not your weak ass body.

[-] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

"Omnipotent" Being couldn't design a better body?

Skill issue, tbh

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 9 points 11 months ago

He could have, but he didn't want to.

He enjoys the suffering.

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[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 25 points 11 months ago

without being able to unplug or replace any cables

Oh! Oh! Here's where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.

Short version: It's a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 months ago

Without downtime too!

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[-] Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

Shhh, the IT guys are trying to have a moment

[-] avogadro@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Also the system has to assemble itself

[-] Thranduil@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Ofc he can replace cables he is god he can just pause time make a patch do some maintenance and then unpause

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[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

These are beautiful until you have to replace a cable. And in addition you feel like a heel having to undo this art.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 19 points 11 months ago

Velcro > zip ties

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[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 29 points 11 months ago

That nerve in the giraffe necks that goes all the way down and then back up is a perfect example why God should not do cable management.

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[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Unfortunately, most server racks are not that organized. They do the same job God did.

[-] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

They are for a week.

Then management decide to move marketing in with finance.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Which would be fine except they want it done yesterday and you're not going to find out about it until 2 days from now.

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

I'm going to be rebuilding my entire DC hosted server rack in the next 2 weeks. I'm planning on having it be eye sex.

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Is there a !cableporn@lemmy.world? I'd love to see some sexy cables.

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago
[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is either 1 week after installation, or 1 week after a refresh. Let's see that rack again in 4/5 years of operation.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago

“I just need to plug this new cable in for some testing, it’s not permanent”

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago
[-] atomic_nugget@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Let me see the patch panel. I guarantee it's hideous

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[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 19 points 11 months ago
[-] TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

That is bad, but the comments section is even worse. 🥴

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[-] noobnarski@feddit.de 18 points 11 months ago

I guess I am a god then

[-] Inevitability@lemmy.zip 13 points 11 months ago

God's is better for damage control. Larger targets for maximum damage with IT arrangement.

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[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

As long as you are not running cables in front cameras, you are better than god in cable management... pretty low bar to clear

[-] Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 months ago

Gotta include the cancer-analogue to IT cable management with its procedural generation

[-] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

My favorite kind of cable porn.

[-] david@feddit.uk 9 points 11 months ago

The pedantic nerd in me wants to compare half of the building with the woman, or just the bit right next to the heart to the bit right next to the cabinet.

[-] Bobert@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

Probably wasn't even IT but 'roadies' based on those cables

[-] mingistech@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

It’s… Evolution or IT Guys

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[-] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 5 points 11 months ago

One makes my dick hard. Guess which one?

[-] Sivalente@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago

They'd show the pcb layout if they wanted a true representation.

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