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[-] mp3@lemmy.ca 57 points 11 months ago

But God has the challenge of starting with a minuscule room, expand the cabling as it goes without being able to unplug or replace any cables or move servers during the lifetime of the system, and can't afford any downtime or shutdown for maintenance.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago

He's supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 10 points 11 months ago

My brother in Christ, He is the one who is omnipotent, not your weak ass body.

[-] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago

"Omnipotent" Being couldn't design a better body?

Skill issue, tbh

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 9 points 11 months ago

He could have, but he didn't want to.

He enjoys the suffering.

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 3 points 11 months ago

God just thought that implementation would be easier.

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

Designing a better body would be to create another divine being, which would be himself.

Recursive issue, tbh.

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 7 points 11 months ago

Implying any improvement to the human body would make us God, also implying any improvements beyond that would make us better than God.

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Implying any improvements that don't make us divine would satisfy you.

[-] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Why should we be satisfied with anything less, were it possible?

[-] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago

Assuming God exists, the end goal of many religions is just that, we end up in a divine state.

[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 25 points 11 months ago

without being able to unplug or replace any cables

Oh! Oh! Here's where I get to bring out one of my favorite terms, which I rarely get to do: Foramen ovale.

Short version: It's a hole in the fetal heart that allows blood to bypass the (non-functioning) lungs. It usually closes up at birth. God found a way to re-route cables upon deploying the system into production.

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 months ago

Without downtime too!

[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 1 points 11 months ago
[-] duckington@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[-] Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 12 points 11 months ago

Shhh, the IT guys are trying to have a moment

[-] avogadro@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Also the system has to assemble itself

[-] Thranduil@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Ofc he can replace cables he is god he can just pause time make a patch do some maintenance and then unpause

[-] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world -2 points 11 months ago

Uh ho! Somebody implied that God is not omnipotent/omniscient, and shall be stoned. Oopsie!

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