"I don't understand, if you don't want crushed orphans, just don't toss them in the orphan crushing machine"
Well maybe they shouldn't have an orphan crushing machine in the first place.
An M72 LAW rocket launcher tube, sitting in the center of the living room, on end. No coffee table, just that sitting upright in between the couch and TV.
"we're not doing illegal, and no you can't check."
-People doing illegal things
Imagine trying to justify thousands of murdered children because some people decided to attack a festival.
An attack, I might add, the government had been informed of and bafflingly did the opposite of adding protection to heavy traffic areas...
Literally my first thought. "wait, didn't he say he packs boxes? That's 'skilled' now?"
I've done both, both have pros and cons, both ultimately suck.
Dudes falling into the trap of "if I pit them against each other they won't notice I'm picking their pockets!"
Your beef isn't with the fry cook. It's your boss.
Pledges are worth whatever paper they're printed on.
Government pledges are worth the toilet paper you print it on.
Do it or shut the fuck up.
Hey they can have my old GPU if they give me a new blank laptop.
I've always wanted to try linux
Use whatever wood bits that are left to fashion a few stakes and do what stakes do to the people who cut them down.