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28.3168 liters of piss, addressed to Margret Thatcher.
I’ve heard people say the opposite, “wouldn’t piss on her if she was on fire”.
On fire is a good start
On fire and soaked in piss is better
Is my piss not supposed to be flammable?
You should use a condom next time
Well, hell is supposed to be forever. Eventually the liquid piss would evaporate, leaving behind solid compounds that, in my experience, would still smell quite bad. And then, she'd burst into flames again. Sounds like a win-win.
I was witness to what burnt piss does on a hot muffler.
It stinks, for miles. And months.
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That U2 album that was included free with peoples iPhones that time.
A cubesat with a full array of sensors because hell needs to be studied.
American measurement systems
Think of the money saved alone.
how much is that in real units?
A foot is like 30cm. So it's roughly 27000 cm^3 or 27 liters.
0.1187384 hogshead
finally a serious answer
About 0.5 bananas³
glitter. nothing is as bad as glitter, it gets everywhere and is hard to clean
It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere
And even the women and the children...
A care package for myself for when I get there.
Potatoes, wrapped in aluminum foil. Maybe some other veggies too.
Add some broth, baby you got a stew going!
I haven't yet decided between:
- A self-addressed, postage prepaid box about 11.75" on a side. (Who knows what I'd get!)
- One of these but with holy water, incense, and gregorian chants instead of glitter, stink spray, and countdown timers.
- A copy of the Assassin's Creed movie with a note attached: "here, you can have this back."
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a black hole
Camera and batteries. Turn it on and send it. I'm about to host the hottest twitch stream.
Hell has wifi? Sure. Why not?
Yes, but its 2.4 only and stops working everytime Satan microwaves the outer layers of a frozen pizza pop.
And he rotates the password every hour
There's definitely wifi and printers in hell.
Starlink
A bunch of battery powered fans and batteries
It's going to hell, so I would put in dead batteries.
i'd mix in some living ones too in a 10:1 ratio (of which order will be randomly decided)
Ice water because Mallory Archer told me that's what people there want
The_SeveredHead
What's in the box???
The asshole who invented the “reply all” button…
Nearly 7.5 gallons of Sagittarius A*
The entrails of the last priest.
A cat.
One essential organ of as many influential fascists as will fit. I'm thinking brain stem. That's smaller than a heart or spine
Just the middle 2 cm of the aorta will do.
Snowballs
A sphere of annihilation and a portable hole
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