1. A very cheap smartphone that is decent performance-wise and comes with Lineage, Graphene OS or something similar.

2. A machine that can turn thoughts/dreams into video, image, or other mediums.

a social media platform is a technology

The Mastodon instance I use has a character limit of 1000

i realise i am in hypixel bedwars trios and regret playing it. i suck at bedwars

a black hole

Not NVidia driver-related, but I would recommend KDE Neon or Kubuntu since they're both KDE and Ubuntu-based, KDE Neon is made by KDE while Kubuntu is an Ubuntu flavor.

Godot 2 already exists, being the one before Godot 3, so in the slim chance of this happening it would not be named Godot 2

Not much of a pirate, but I do like blocking ads. In that situation, here are some browsers I believe would still have ad blocking capabilities.

Firefox-based browsers:

• Librewolf (privacy-focused; comes with uBlock Origin)

• Tor (don't know much about it, but it probably would have ad blocking still)

Chromium-based:

• Vivaldi (it appears they have built-in ad blocking; closed source though)

• Bromite (mobile; not sure if still continued)

You mean a FOSS Clip Studio Paint or maybe Paint Tool SAI? IIRC Adobe Illustrator is a vector-based program

mpv is what I used, but I switched to VLC because of the interface

• KeePassXC, it is a client for KeePass password management, works great

• Krita, KDE's awesome drawing program