The left one ist for your left vagina and the right one for your right vagina. Duuuuuh. Stupid question.
Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in
What is this, a tampon for ducks?
If you turn it few more times, will she start clapping like a clockwork doll?
Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…
Large and Really large.
Large, little, light, ludicrous...
Someone is really missing a genius marketing opportunity - tampons for ludicrous days!
It's plaid
Spaceballs the Tampon. Amazing.
It's like the left and right Twix chocolate bars.
Don't worry, they both taste the same.
That's insane what you just said. I gag at the very thought of a left Twix.
Do they go into both holes? But that should be front and back rather than left and right...
nostrils
...we're still talking about twix right
You can put them into any orifice you want! (They may not taste the same after that, though)
However, one is capable of containing more of that delicious gooey filling.
That's it, enough of Internet for me today.
I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was "per," like "take on tablet per mouth twice daily."
Once we got a script that read "unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed," and I got a good laugh at that one.
TIL suppositories don't have just one possible application
Phenergan can be used in either the anus or the vagina! Ask your pharmacist for details.
don't ass-u-me
One Cascades Carmel over it the other drizzles it on.
Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without. So when I see these things, I always get slightly scared for whoever has to force such a monster inside. And then I remember.
Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without.
Where do you live that eating tampons is common?
Wait, is that not what you're supposed to do?
No, you are supposed to use them for making drinks. Like tea bags.
Always was fun popping a tampon in a drink of someone who has had too much already.
Actually one is lavender and the other is rose. Common mistake.
Is smelling tampons your hobby?
It's Liberal (Democrat) vs. Republican, ofc - b/c EVERY SINGLE THING MUST BE POLITICAL THESE DAYS!!!!, ofc:-P
You joke, but there is disagreement about making feminine hygiene products free of charge to help poor girls be able to attend school and other activities.
I heard the argument was that boys should not see these hygiene products or else they might have a temptation to become girls and they won't have willpower to resist it. This will result in a shortage of military deployed in the middle east by 2035
I only half-joke b/c to some people, literally everything indeed MUST be political. Like whether a woman should have the same basic human rights as a man, especially if she chooses not to have kids - and let's say enjoys cats or dogs instead.
The only debate more divisive than a political one is the cat vs dog debate.
Nuh-uh, b/c catz rule while dogz drule!
Oh ah... ahem, I mean yes, quite possibly you may be correct my good sir and/or madam.
it's unbelievable that anyone would oppose this
it’s unbelievable that anyone SANE would oppose this
There, ftfy:-|
It's a slippery slope. If we agree to fund free "feminine hygiene products" on public toilets, next thing you know, the liberals will want to add "toilet paper", "plumbing" and "door locks" to the list.
Meanwhile over here in the conservative American heartland, we're fine just shitting in a hole, and there's nothing wrong with that.
OP only has one vagina! This can happen if the septum becomes massively deviated. It's correctable by surgery.
I don't think he knows about second vagina, Pip.
Poofing too much cocaine can be a bad thing
Large and regular?
Leaded and Regular (unleaded).
You need the Premium tampons if you have a lot of air compression.
Grande
It's size
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