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Forget to recharge the honk and you get the bonk
Run out of* honk
TIL cars are nymphos
Indeed
A couple of weeks ago, someone on here asked about weird/gross idioms or something similar. Someone called pooping "honking out a dirt snake" and it has rarely left my head since reading that post.
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The one who asked is Turkish and wants to prepare for a football match.
You should never let your horn fluid go below a quarter tank. It can draw up the sediment at the bottom and damage the pump.
Horn fluid? What is this, the stone age?
What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?
What steam punk yee ass people are you... It's the electric age you bafoons /s
What/s the 's for?
Of course we use the horn battery.
I added it mainly to insure myself against people who get offended after not understanding a joke
I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!
But it is the electric age!!
How much electricity do you even have?
3, at least
Similar story with blinker fluid
what about the wiper hydrolics?
My horn fluid spills out whenever my bottom gets pumped.
My parents car ran out of honk, but a honk transplant fixed it
worried goose noises
Don’t worry they only use a hunk of the deceased that previously consented to honk transplants.
If we learn how to convert honk into energy, we will have unlimited electricity.
That’s what microphones do.
Backwards ass speaker motherfuckers.
This is false. Cars for sale in India need to be made with 3x more honk because the standard package would run out too soon.
Don’t worry, Canada is prepared to provide an endless honk supply should anyone be running low. 🪿🪿
Blinker fluid is another one a lot of people forget to check
Also greasing the muffler bearings at every 100k
Do you use synthetic or wild-caught?
Free-range. I want to know they lived good, happy lives.
Only the natural stuff for my mufflings !
Come to think of it, one thing I truly despise about the current state of AI is its verbosity. You ask the stupidest question, and the response is always some multipage essay (or longer if you ask nicely) that looks all important but is composed of 90% filler and bullshit, until it ends with "In conclusion, ..." followed by the actual answer. Enough intelligence to string sentences together ad infinitum but not enough to provide actual answers that fit the question.
They trained it to be like that. Reason being that in theory you can see logical flaws in the answer and that people get not only an answer, but also why and how.
If you force it to shorten it's anwers it will do. But single word anwers seem impossible
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reminds of of the time I asked AI if my cat was a snake
Why does it specify that it is the cat on the image who is not venomous. Are there venomous cats??
Try injecting a cat into your blood stream and then get back to me.
He didn't ask if it was poisonous
And I didn't suggest eating the cat.
Fair Witness behaviour. He didn't ask about other cats, he asked about this one.
That's fantastic, lol
Is this chatgpt? I didn't know you could have it analyze images.
"Is it really below average?"
I don't know what the other commenter used, but there are AI-Based image-captioning apps like this:
https://huggingface.co/spaces/fancyfeast/joy-caption-pre-alpha
I just replaced the honk in my car today, so I can assure you they very much do.
In related news, Subaru has yet to do a recall on a very important safety device going bad, despite the Internet being awash with 2016-2018 Outbacks having bad clocksprings. At least it's a relatively easy fix.
I mean if the car is off and the horn is continually used the battery will die…
If your honk runs out, you're irresponsible honk owner
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