Had a friend who said he was considering removing the exhaust on his bike because it would sound cooler, everyone else in the friendgroup said we would pour sugar in his gastank if he ever did that

A child lying to their parent counts as disrespecting/not honoring their parents, right?

If so, the punishment is actually supposed to be a public execution by stoning if i recall correctly

Wym 9/11 is still 2 months away

Notepad running through wine

I have more than once typed shutdown instead of reboot when working on a remote machine... always fun

But i have to have my monitor on max brightness else i can't see anything due to my dark theme!

"our new cancer drug is 99% effective!"

"So it doesn't work in 1% of cases? Then what's the point, throw it away, we just have to accept that cancer is going to happen"

I understood the joke, but i choose to get offended regardless!

What do you use mr future person? Horn gas? Horn plasma?

God damn they beat me to it, and you beat me to tell them they beat me to it

The camera app and spreadsheet app? Because that's what i would've guessed they were based on the icons

Odin craved knowledge to ensure the safety of the gods and the world, but the knowledge he was after was only knowable by the dead, so he impaled himself on his spear and hanged himself from one of the branches of Yggdrasil, there he stayed for nine days and nine nights on the border of life and death, at which point he succeeded in his quest.

Don't trust the living or the dead, put your trust in those inbetween, put your trust in Odin 🙌