Simply a NAS with Samba connections from all local clients.

Even the processor (I had the luck of 64bit) was ok for it's time with great battery life of up to 12 hours. But the lack of disk space and RAM (only 2GB) sadly prevented further updates.

The CAPTCHA-program:

I'm not an expert, but it seems this Pokemon is called Hulk.

Classic rookie mistake. He surely is in the lettuce. It costs only time to find him.

What's the favorite location of Notch? Cuba.
/dadjoke off

Make sure you try that before in front of a mirror like in Taxi Driver for convincing results.

I wasn't aware with my European mind that you can call an Abrams uber there. Wow.
Seems like the perfect solution for a lot of urban problems.

Everytime I see that creatures I remember my encounter with one of them at the zoo.
It rotated it's tail like a ventilator and pooped the soggiest crap imaginable. The wall tiles of the indoor enclosure were a complete mess.