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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They're there to change his diapers. We call that "Spitex" here. All the women, because he always throws a tantrum.

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

Piper Perri Deserves better than being compared to Peach's least favorite Toad.

[-] laranis@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

This one image justifies all the research and investment in AI. Well done, OP. I didn't think it possible.

[-] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 0 points 2 weeks ago

This is the worst thing I've seen in a week or so and the more you think about it the worse it gets. Congratulations on destroying my psyche, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 weeks ago

Straight to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200

[-] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

That was a risky click.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh hey, the domain is available!

Oh no, GoDaddy owns it :/

How fitting

[-] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

You can tell it's fake because Trump appears to be genuinely smiling. Dead giveaway.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, the closest he can come to an actual smile is this:

[-] resetbypeer@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

That's the face when he comes off the toilet and dumped his McDonald's.

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[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

There's a smugness there not captured by the ASCII, though.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Closer. Don't think there's a way to also capture the squinty eyes.

[-] cafeinux@infosec.pub 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, that's pretty good!

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

LOL this is a great little thread, kudos to all involved! This really gave me a good chuckle

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[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

Also he doesn't look terribly out of shape

[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

While I doubt he's the spitting image of a healthy body, I'm willing to bet a lot of the chub on him is a bulletproof vest. I don't believe for a second the man goes anywhere without one these days

[-] db2@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

And his hands are too big.

[-] Hydra_Fk@reddthat.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

And he isn't fatter and orange enough.

[-] maniclucky@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Heh, even AI can't imagine that color being natural.

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[-] Valthorn@feddit.nu 0 points 2 weeks ago

No you're not.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Imagine Trump doing that quacking sound when he's deep-throating Kamala.

[-] thefartographer@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

"How to unthink a thought"

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Oh God I can hear it!

[-] superkret@feddit.org 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Me neither. Wise decision.

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] takeda@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It originates from this picture: https://i.imgur.com/BkP2MQo.jpeg

Edit: I realized that it might still be confusing, so here it is more background: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/piper-perri-surrounded

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

Hint: what follows next is porn

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

Post the video already lol

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago

Obviously NSFW

I haven't seen it so don't come yelling at me if you can't nut to it.

[-] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I just realized I've seen the meme thousands of times but this is the first time watching the source. It's like watching behind the scenes of your favorite movie.

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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Should have had him wearing a diaper..

[-] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 0 points 2 weeks ago

I hope the dems are going to use this as an actual election poster, the burn oh the burn

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 0 points 2 weeks ago

fucking LOL

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

That's enough time on planet earth for me

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Why must you bestow this cursed knowledge upon us?

[-] Trilobite@lemm.ee 0 points 2 weeks ago

They will probably take turns on his chinussy

[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Now that is something I didn't know I never ever wanted to hear.

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[-] slickgoat@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

This is more disturbing than some of the more explicit gross stuff they could have done.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Oh man yeah.

Oh boy. Yep. That's a thing oh jeez guys

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