Boeing board of directors: “Now should we negotiate?… OR… net net—would it in fact be cheaper to deploy, say, 33,000 hitmen? Let’s get accounting on that to crunch the numbers and circle back…”

Yes thank you, and for some time Glenn Beck as well. Also a dishonorable mention to Jeanine Pirro.

M E L T D O W N 🫠

FOX “News” has effectively divided, conditioned and massaged Republicans for decades to regurgitate the message disseminated by Rupert Murdoch through their favorite flavor talking heads (Bill O’Reilly, Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Laura Ingraham, and more recently Greg Gutfeld and Jesse Watters).

They went from ‘Russia bad’ in the 1980’s to ‘Russia good’ and ‘America had it wrong’. The viewers lack critical thought under scrutiny and regurgitate the talking points of their favorite broadcasters.

Kayleigh Mackadoodle has it in a giant binder— it’s right under the never released, perpetually “2 weeks away” healthcare plan in the other giant binder; which was of course full of blank paper.

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Wall Street has already milked “the pump” now they short it and put out articles like this

Darwin Awards

An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.

Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.

While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.

She will always have her posthumous Darwin award though

Taylor Wins

FATALITY

Sure, Vlad

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