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[-] username_unavailable@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Imagine what he's going to be like when he hits his rebellious years.

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[-] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!

[-] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

That's what the toddler wants.

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[-] spujb@lemmy.cafe 0 points 2 months ago

this joke is funny here but it gets really sad when twitter and everyone repeats the same “original” knee slapper when this stat continues to be true, month after month after month 😒

[-] Iapar@feddit.de 0 points 2 months ago

I used to be an kneeslapper like them. Then I got shot by a toddler.

[-] fossphi@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

Right in the knee?

Columbine opened up my eyes about violence on innocent people.

Sandy hook made me realized literally the 2nd Amendment is more important than the lives of children.

If I had a genie, I'd thanos snap every gun in America. But until then, I'm gonna stay strapped and lol at the infinite sadness of our dystopian nightmare.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Look at Rambo over here, thinks he can take on The Toddler

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

"Time for... a nap."

[-] magic_smoke@links.hackliberty.org 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well that's the fucked part of it. There's more of them than people. I hate to be that asshole who says "you're only hurting the bad guys with gun control" because theres issues with that argument, but in a lot of ways it applies to the US just because theres so fucking many. You can't get rid of them.

Take away them away and these two groups will still have them:

  1. Criminals (both violent and, many newly created, non-violent criminals)
  2. Cops (violent state-sanctioned gang with badges)

Not sure that's really a good outcome either.

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago
[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Not a very good accuracy, shooting ranges need to offer child discounts, so they could practice more

[-] Kraven_the_Hunter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 months ago

Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??

[-] Samsy@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago

Lil John Wick is on a mission, I guess.

[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Adam Sandler in: Lil' Wicky

[-] Bgugi@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

WITH A FUCKIN' CRAYON!

[-] loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

And her name is Maggie Simpson.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 months ago

Her name is Maggie Simpson. Her name is Maggie Simpson.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 0 points 2 months ago

That Dennis is such a meanance.

[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago

According to my quick search, it should be Not more than 2 years into the deaths by gun-wielding toddler surpass the deaths of 9/11

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Toddlers: about 21 deaths per year

Last I checked, there was more weeks than that in a year. Did those fuckers in HR go and change it?

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Ah ok, fair enough.

Now that you mention it, it was pretty silly to expect the toddler to have a 100% kill rate lol

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

guns don't kill people, toddlers do

Arm the other toddlers.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 0 points 2 months ago

As someone with 2 preschool aged kids I absolutely agree

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

It takes a child to raze a village.

[-] Classy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 months ago
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[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Talk about the Terrible Twos!

[-] Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago

After 2 years are they still a toddler?

[-] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Toddler is age 1-3, so they are just about done.

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I bet he'll be able to retire at 3 years old with this many jobs

[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 0 points 2 months ago

He probably doesn't remain that large, he is a toddler

[-] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 months ago

He remains at small but growing rapidly

[-] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Toddler army UNITE

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I look forward to his adolescence as a Fortune 500 CEO.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 2 months ago

Just stop selling the kid ammo. Problem solved.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 0 points 2 months ago

You say no to that cute little face!

[-] OrgunDonor@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

I would easily say no to his face... but he has a guna nd is willing to use it.

[-] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

He only uses it once a week though, so just catch him after his weekly kill

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[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

All I'm saying is that if bullets cost $5,000 I bet that toddler would have a hard time affording them

[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Jesus Christ! And I thought the Uvalde police were bad!

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Every sixty seconds, a woman in Britain gives birth. She. Must. Be. Exhausted.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Why would she be exhausted when she has the machine that goes PING! After all it's the doctors who do all the work since they're the experts.

[-] Xephonian@retrolemmy.com 0 points 2 months ago

The anti-gun propaganda isn't even clever. It's completely transparent that it's not about safety at all.

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[-] moon@lemmy.cafe 0 points 2 months ago

Glad to see their aim got better

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[-] rickdg@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

The solution for a toddler with a gun is an adult with a gun. Or something. Idk, I'm not american.

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