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[-] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 97 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

People who light up candles: 😟

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 75 points 8 months ago

Birthdays don't exist. That's a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake.

[-] OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

..you guys don't use long stick lighters to light birthday candles, so as to not burn yourself when lighting 30 of those sumbitches?

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago

Nah, I just use my Spaceballs The Flame Thrower, the kids love that one.

[-] MrBusiness@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Rechargeable electric lighter, baybee!

Edit: Also 2 pack of 0-9 reusable cake toppers

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

Really want a big cake now

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I’m sorry but you’ve been fooled. It’s not big cake, it’s actually big candle. Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy while they destroyed peoples lives from the shadows. Tell everyone.

I didn’t kill myself.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 6 points 8 months ago

Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy

..where are you getting invisible cakes? 🤔

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 8 months ago

Of course you didn't!

Falling out of the window was an accident.

[-] lugal@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago
[-] oce@jlai.lu 1 points 8 months ago

Candles are actually bad for your home air and so are open wood fires, despite their romantic image. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/jan/09/too-many-smelly-candles-heres-how-scents-impact-the-air-quality-in-your-home

this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2024
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