HCTP: Hypercar Transfer Protocol. Someone make an RFC

Crowdstrike CEO: Did it crash the phone?

I heard there was a glove involved in the incident

RW people: "Wait a min..."

Time to take a knife and check for sure

Seriously /s Don't harm yourself!

The key capitalistic trick is to time your step 2 just when you have a critical mass on your platform. Upper management has understood that our shitty paywall will remove x% of our users from our platform. But if (100-x)% of our users can pay $y annually, we can sustain our business model and make $z of profit each year. PR will take care of all the backlash but it's all calculated.

Do we trust it? Hell no, but if we change to something else, there are risks and costs to that too.

Unfortunate reality for lot for medium to big size businesses.

The gift card caused Uber servers to BSOD

Just standard corporate dark patterns

This is the biggest issue. Devs will make mistakes while coding. It's the job of the tester to catch them. I'm sure some mid-level manager said "let's increase the deployment speed by self-signing our drivers" and forced a poor schmuck to do this. They skipped internal testing and bypassed Microsoft testing.

Someone put a chip in this guy!

Wait till you hear of how much COBOL in industries...