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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 0 points 1 month ago

Yet still slightly less crazy than "Vote Trump".

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago
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[-] fluckx@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Ah yes. Aria 52. I've heard so much about it. The actual location of the aliens. Instead of area 52: the tourist attraction

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[-] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

So diseases didn't exist before computers existed or is our medical technology secretly so advanced that we cured all diseases without anyone knowing and had tons out own?

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[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

This would look better on a Cybertruck

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 month ago

He's right about one thing: some posts on the internet can cause brain cancer.

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 0 points 1 month ago
[-] Gork@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

I like that this person ran out of space so decided to create more space by tacking more material on the top of the car.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Brevity continues to prove it is the soul of wit

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[-] cogitase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago

I hate it when I get benereal disease on my benis.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Benerial desease is baginal

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

Only if you have a bussy tho

[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

You must be addicted to dog

[-] seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 month ago

I'm glad I'm only addicted to cat.

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[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

It was our own fault for hinting at the fact with names like worm and bug but no matter. The plan is already in motion and cannot be stopped. Bow down peasants, bow down to your supreme software engineer overlord. We will abolish all mennial jobs with our computers and calculators. Soon you will all be forced to work from home, and you will like it.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 0 points 1 month ago

take videos and photos of this truck and spread it on the Internet

This dude is giving mixed messages.

[-] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Oh you have a common beginner question. Let me clear it up with a simple diagram:

[-] toasteecup@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Time cube fuck yeah

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Thanks. It all makes sense now!

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Always remember that you are educated stupid and that there are 4 simultaneous 24 hour days, and you should be fine.

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 month ago

Okay but the real question is, can these nano chips run DOOM? Where can I find out how to jailbreak these bad boys?

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

That truck was created on a computer.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 0 points 1 month ago

That truck has a computer in it

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[-] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

That dude is WAY in to Simulation Theory.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago
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[-] Mastershelf@lemmy.one 0 points 1 month ago

Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

[-] blackluster117@possumpat.io 0 points 1 month ago

You know where you're going to start your farm when you retire?

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[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

Imagine having to extend you car with plates at the top, because there is not enough room for you psychotic scribbles. Then leaving a shit ton of white space at the bottom.

[-] YungOnions@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago

Probably the computers fault.

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[-] toasteecup@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Brb getting me one of them there benereal diseases

[-] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Can't get those from yourself.

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[-] Rayspekt@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

That's why people still need huge cars. So that you can write all of your nutjob theories on it.

[-] alucard@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago

It’s the Twitter mobile!

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

This truck is on to something. I asked my dog if she put a nano chip on my body and she said no, but it sounds like something the huskies next door would do.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I'm afraid your dog has lied to you. We had a pretty husky back when I was a kid, before she became a farmer, and I can confirm that Huskies are incredibly stupid. Your dog wants to use the Huskies as Patsy's for their own nefariousness.

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[-] Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago

if you are addicted to cat and dog you have a nano chip on your body

so thats what's causing it

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Why does this read like english is this persons 2nd language, but look like it was made by someone for whom english is infact their 1st language?

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago

At my high school a noticable number of students could barely read. They got passed through from a combination of parents trying to fire people if their kid is held back and teachers who either didn't care or couldn't spend the one on one time to help the kid. There was no functional system in place at my school to help kids who were borderline illiterate

Depending where this is, between that and possible mental health stuff English could be their first language

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