I try to avoid it because it dilutes your actual point. They're filler words, that are sometimes used for actual emphasis, but mostly just said out of habit and really don't mean anything at all.

Besides, if you rarely swear, it makes it even more powerful when you actually fucking mean it.

If you can do calligraphy ahead of the words coming out of your mouth then I am thoroughly impressed.

And people wonder why they join or support Hamas.

“To prove that you are human, adopt a pet from the local animal shelter.”

I've got 22 cats already, but I need to check my email!

I've always been told money was incredibly dirty. Now I know why.

Now I can finally make my own Clamato!

And disc is short for discotheque.

^not really^

For a group of so-called intellectuals and rowdy revolutionists

Those were the early days of Reddit. They're long gone now that everyone has joined. Those so-called intellectuals and rowdy revolutionists have now abandoned Reddit. It's mostly just the sheep left there now.

It's the same story with Twitter.

Mint.

My keyboard is a normal keyboard and doesn't finish shit.

No, they'll just license it to all the other car makers.

I always just pick up one of those double-packs of condoms and cheese on date night. You know, the no-Babybel Bundle.

There would already be boots on the ground.