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[-] rustyfish@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Stupidity ages like a fine wine. Give it a couple of more years and you will be surprised about your ability to bend the concept of rational thinking.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago
[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 0 points 6 months ago

Fuck. That is a much better title.

[-] Pardal@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

You can still change it! No one will notice it!

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Just wait. That sea air is gonna do wonders for that ~~trucks~~ brick's complexion.

[-] Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 months ago
[-] synestia@lemmy.ml 0 points 6 months ago

Step-Elon I'm stuck!

[-] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

A wave od horror washing over me as I realize these idiots can afford a Cybertruck while I can only have an old beater.

[-] JudahBenHur@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

wealth and stupidity come hand in hand in many, many cases.

I think this is partially because in order to make a lot of money in most cases you have to fuck someone else over and never have it occur to you thats what you're doing. Like if you find out you can buy t-shirts for €1, then you go to your neighbor and tell them they can have a t-shirt for the low price of €30 (and manage not to feel bad about that) you're a successful businessman and a pilliar of the community.

[-] maynarkh@feddit.nl 0 points 6 months ago

And if you can get someone to even do the part of finding the $1 t-shirts for another $1 instead of you doing any work, you are a job creator.

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[-] alyth@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Why don't you buy a Cybertruck on a loan and pay monthly installments? Better yet, put it on your credit card and push the debt into the future.

Oh, maybe because you're not nuts. Drive that old beater until it dies.

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[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago
[-] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Guy looks exactly as I would've imagined him.

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[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

You can just tell that dumb motherfucker is trying to explain what actually went wrong

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

That photo is somewhat disappointing due the the lack of a douchebag vanity plate.

[-] LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

How American do you need to be to drive directly on the beach

[-] ShakeThatYam@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Tbf, there are American beaches known for being drivable. Specifically, Daytona Beach.

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[-] zcd@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 months ago

We can only hope there’s another billionaire on board

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

That was such a great spectacle

[-] CosmoNova@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

A tragedy of the greatest magnitude. How many of them have to be washed ashore until we do something?

[-] TheFonz@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

I'm not saying this never happens, because it sure does, but something about this picture is off

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The tire tracks make zero sense.

The car shadow also looks off compared to blue tent thing to the right. The car shadows appears lighter and shorter.

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[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

Maybe they could try this (before going on the beach)?

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

In all seriousness track retrofits tend to do really poorly outside of snow.

[-] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago

OK, in the end, I won't install them on my Gen 2 Prius. Thanks for the tip!

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 0 points 6 months ago

You can get them on UTVs (side-by-sides). They also suck there, because if you try to reverse over something you can pretty much rip the track off

An argo, dollar for dollar, is the best thing to take into the bush.

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[-] aluminium@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Imagine walking to the beach

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

I'm reminded of L.A. Story. "Nobody walks in L.A.!" *Proceeds to drive three houses down.*

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[-] alyth@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago
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[-] Hildegarde@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

What am I looking at? Should I conclude that Cybertruck is a bad off-road vehicle, or that sand is an unsuitable surface for driving, or both?

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

Mostly that the driver is an absolute muppet. Sand like that is so soft you sink to your ankles walking in it, the truck never stood a chance.

[-] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 months ago

Please don't denigrate the muppets like that. Muppets are cool. This guy is not.

[-] MedicPigBabySaver@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago
[-] freebee@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 months ago
[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

An F-150 weighs just over 4,000 pounds. A Cybertruck weighs nearly 7,000.

That's a lot of weight pushing into the soft sand.

[-] Contestant@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

This isn't true. Many higher trim F150s (bigger cab, 4wd, luxury interior) weigh over 6000lbs. Only the smallest, cheapest ones used for work vehicles are on the 4000lb range. Not defending the Cybertruck, but repeating false info doesn't help.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

The 2023 F150 King Ranch Super Crew has a curb weight of 4,912 pounds. The Cybertruck is nearly a ton heavier.

It's not an unfair to explain that being heavy affects traction in the sand, and batteries weigh a freaking ton. In the case of the F150 Lightning, for instance, the battery is 1800 pounds, and it's pretty close to the Tesla in weight.

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[-] leaveWitX@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago
[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 6 months ago

Yes. Design say vehicles allowed, but detruck get stuck.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Yes. The problem is Elon Musk designed it.

[-] scoobford@lemmy.zip 0 points 6 months ago

Sort of. As I understand it, the main issues with the cyber truck's offroading capability are its weight (it weighs a LOT more than even a large pickup due to being an EV) and the fact that you can't replace the tires with something more suitable for your intended terrain.

In this case, I think the main issue is the weight on a very soft surface.

[-] niktemadur@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Back in the late-80s or early-90s, a guy in my coastal town bought a new Nissan Pathfinder, took a bunch of friends for a nighttime joyride at the beach. I do believe there was beer involved.

When they hit water lapping in the sand and made a sharp turn, the tires made a wake that looked really, really cool! Do that again!

Suddenly, the car stopped moving forward. They had drifted too deep. Of course none of these rocket scientists had any idea if the tide was coming or going... it was coming.

They got out - through the windows I guess - waded onshore and prayed for the best. But like I said, the tide was coming. They saw the Pathfinder that still had that new agency car smell, getting completely submerged.

Next day a tow truck pulled it onshore, but as you probably guessed, it was a total loss.

[-] skooma_king@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

Since no one else has said it, this isn’t a design flaw of the truck. The operator didn’t let air out of their tires. Before driving on sand you really want to let your tire PSI down to like 15 to be safe. I used to pull hummers out of the beach with my old four cylinder Nissan pickup because their drivers were often overconfident they didn’t need to deflate their tires (or just completely unaware). I don’t like Tesla but this is an operator error, not a fatal flaw of the truck.

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 0 points 6 months ago

It's more of the taking $150k truck that doesn't like sand, salt, or water to the beach.

You aren't wrong though

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

I used to race cars, and would over/ under inflate my tires based on the weather and track conditions. Never thought about driving on sand, but that's a super useful tip that I would wager most people have never heard.

[-] Buffaloaf@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

It's not just sand, rock crawlers will deflate tires down to single digits (that's why they use beadlocks) so that the tires actually wrap around the rocks.

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[-] skooma_king@lemm.ee 0 points 6 months ago

Yeah it made me a lot of extra cash when I was in high school. I would park over the on-ramp for beach access and wait for a tourist to inevitably get stuck. Most of the time I wouldn’t ask for money but they’d give me a nice tip since they knew the only other option was to call a tow truck. The park service requires a permit to off road now, and that info is on the permit so fortunately for visitors it happens less often now.

[-] Conyak@lemmy.tf 0 points 6 months ago

This is definitely a Tesla flaw. Anyone dumb enough to buy one of these trucks is dumb enough to take it on the beach.

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