This is boomer tier humor. Real "golf good wife bad" garbage lol.
This is a response to boomer humour. That absolutely HILARIOUS /s joke "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" used to shame women.
Why buy a t-shirt when you can share the meme online for free?
Wow, 80% against. I never knew this data existed. I'd love to see the study.
The study is printed on the back of the shirt
I tried looking it up but only found some vtubers summary, sorry that its a video but they are making some good points actually.
Good thing I memorized that URL.
Don't need the URL when Lemmy sync shows a thumbnail alongside the URL.
And a warning when you click on it
Didn't work for me. How do you turn that on?
It's true, but it's also super cringy to print an entire novel on a tshirt
eyes up here please!
See a woman with this shirt
Squint and stare intently at her chest
Put on glasses
Continue staring at her chest
I have dyslexia
As a guy, I don't think I'd consider marrying a woman that even owns that shit, even if she had a great personality and aestheticly pleasing body. My wife would probably be pretty angry if I did.
ETA: The shirt is a bit verbose but a good turnabout on the shitty, sexist boomer humor original.
Oh no! Anyway
Yup that’s what happens when morons marry to get laid.
There is more to a relationship then having sex.
“Good thing your chest is flat enough for me to read that whole thing.”
I'll take "completely made up data" for $300, Alex.
I mean, if you honestly believe the only reason to get married (whether your a man or a woman) is for the sex, then I fully support your decision to avoid it.
Certainly not the only reason, but its really nice to be with someone you've emotionally bonded with sleeping next to you every night, rather than just playing drunk people lottery at the singles bar.
Sex with a person you're in love with is... really good. And you're not going to be in your 20s forever, so you might as well find someone you enjoy being around when you're not naked while you're springing from one mattress to another.
Can confirm. Sausage is little.
I don't even know what's the point of that thing
Just another attempt to pit men and women against each other.
I hope they're all oiled up while being pitted against each other 😋
You son of a bitch, I'm in.
Husbands and Wives are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots.
Putting aside the weirdness of human relationships this implies, I can't get over the idea that women are stealing in at the dead of night, killing a whole pig, and they taking like a very small amount of meat to make a sausage. Like you can absolutely milk a cow and it will have more milk, this feels like a completely different level.
Women talk shit until they need something off the top shelf.
Don't worry they will use a step stool, after all, they know where they put it away.
This is desperate cringe.
This sounds like good news for both parties. I'm happy these people are in agreement!
This shirt needs subway surfers footage in the corner.
"And a temper with the tides of the moon..." - Spinal Tap
Meme: For all those men who say “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?” Here’s an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage…”
People ITT: That’s a crazy amount of text to read, on a shirt? Really, that’s so much. It’s crazy someone would put so much text on a shirt. It’s like a novel, you know? So much text. Also 80%? yeah that can’t be right because women need men! omg women so crazy. Put all this text on a shirt because they think someone’s going to read it. They aren’t going to read it, there’s just so much text! Right guys?! I know.. it’s a lot of text. Crazy someone would read all this text, let alone on a shirt. Like no one is really going to take the time to read all of the text, you know? It’s just .. women crazy you know? Lol. So much text no one gonna read it.. (continues for another 7 pages)
ITT: “Don’t complain about the amount of words on a shirt, which people can only read in passing or by staring at your body, if you can’t write your Internet forum lemmy comment complaint in fewer words, therefore also being shirt-worthy”
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