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Don't cut yourself on that edge
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Nice afartment you got there
Surely this is fake. Surely nobody sincerely believes a fart "joke" qualifies as dark humor.
It can be dark if it is a shart.
Best see a doctor if that's the case, could be a sign of an internal bleed,
Source, get to kick off valentine's day with a bunch of jokes about practicing my deepthroating because the hospital disregarded me saying I was dehydrated, finger blasted me for science, then referred me for an endoscopy
-☝️🤓
Dude what color are your farts
I'm 13 and a half and this is deep
This is incredibly offensive; even with good trigger discipline, don’t rest your gun so close to your leg.
RELAX liberal, it's called DARK HUMOR when you give yourself a life altering injury.
OH, is it also “DARK HUMOR” to point out how unrealistic and painful that wrist angle is‽‽
Nah, dude's just a c programmer.
It kinda looks a little like an alternate Deadpool, I don't think he will have problems with shooting his leg off.
I’m pretty sure it’s Red Hood (aka Jason Todd)
Ah, so his kryptonite is crowbars, not guns?
Looks like his finger's off the trigger, plus it's Jason Todd so that suit is about 90% spare ammunition by mass, decent odds the gun's not even loaded yet.
Blocked, reported, and banished to the phantom zone
We don't want them. >=[
Fhantom*
Just wondering why liberals would have problem with fart humor?
I don’t think they would - it’s just a meta-joke about conservative humor often being based around getting offended reactions from liberals rather than any wit of its own.
I can explain, as a liberal.
You see, were grossly offended by shitheads and bullshit. Farts tend to come from shitheads and bullshit.
There's many major pieces of shits right now. Like shitheads who want to stop kids from having free school lunch. Or focus on banning books. We are also deeply offended by bullshit like a "supposed" massive fleet of immigrants, or saying how we can't tax the rich. Or even worse, a mega asshole who speaks out of his fart mouth about how he pasta a cognitive test.
Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart reporting in
It's "I hope we never part", now get it right or pay the price!
I rather fay the frice!
Is anyone else actually kinda surprised that Red Hood doesn't get the same "I haven't read the comics at all" treatment from the thin blue skin crowd as The Punisher?
Too recent and hasn't been in any (theatrically-released) movies. Plus, before he became the Red Hood he was most well-known for wearing green shorts and getting his head bashed in with a crowbar, which spoils the power fantasy a bit.
Plus he only really came back with the last Crisis or something, so he's pretty fresh for lack of a better term
Nah, he's been back since 2005, but that's still a lot more recent than the Punisher. There's also the problem that the most mainstream DC adaptations won't even touch Robin, and when they do it tends to be Dick Grayson. To get to Red hood, they'd have to introduce Dick, have him grow out of the Robin role, introduce a replacement Robin, kill him, then bring him back.
f*rt
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Farty?
F - A - R - T - Why?
BECAUSE I ATEBEANS
ppm-> fpm
Farts per million is a better unit anyway.
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