Make sure it's a duck you're taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.

Don't stop, the withdrawal can kill you.

With how he is, it's more likely one of the animators slipped it in there and he didn't notice. You can bet nickelodeon definitely didn't notice.

Not where Palestine is concerned.

"We will adhere to US law."

That's all she needed to say.

I figured I'd be fine, I work out regularly and am more fit in pretty much every way compared to how I was in high school. But, all that darting around, jumping, and occasional sprinting is a whole different beast than jogging, hiking or lifting.

Pretty certain he has indeed been around for 30 years.

I never had a drinking problem to get over, but last weekend at 34 I did just play Ultimate Frisbee for the first time since high school. On that day I learned stretching is much more important for us 30-somethings than it was back when I was a teenager. It's been 6 days and I'm still limping a little bit.

Nobody's ever going to recognize Maduro as the winner of the election, just that he might become president anyway.

Today I learned at least one roman god isn't dense enough to sink in water.

Jokes on them, I'll catch em in the act when I jump out a window.