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Fake news, fake penis... (startrek.website)
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[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I've heard people say "the BBC".

I've heard people say "BBC News".

Ive never heard anyone say "the BBC News".

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and that cock isn't even black.

[-] xenoclast@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Either 100% deliberate or a prank by a mate. Either way. Win.

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[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago
[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Girthy little guy, isn't he?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 0 points 7 months ago

At least it wasn't stereotypically black

[-] rwhitisissle@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Black goes with everything and hides stains better than lighter colors.

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[-] notsofunnycomment@mander.xyz 0 points 7 months ago
[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Nothing’s wrong with dildos, but it has to be pretty embarrassing to show the world that you read books

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

That's why I only fill my bookshelf with bad dragon toys

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 0 points 7 months ago

Just imagine the wobble that goes through this array of assorted dragon dicks when someone bumps that shelf.

[-] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

I want nothing more than to sporadically think of this throughout the day today

[-] PopMyCop@iusearchlinux.fyi 0 points 7 months ago

Oh. Oh, you poor innocent soul. Sometimes I wish for the days of fancy and wonder to come back to me. You keep thinking the best thoughts!

[-] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 0 points 7 months ago

Look at Richie Rich over here being able to afford even a single Bad Dragon

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[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't exactly put dildos and professionalism in the same category

[-] AnonWyo@startrek.website 0 points 7 months ago

Depends on the profession, I suppose.

Do dildo testers have a union?

[-] monsterpiece42@reddthat.com 0 points 7 months ago

No, they are in the business of getting fucked so a union would be a bad fit for them.

[-] Norgur@kbin.social 0 points 7 months ago

what about dildo producers?
Dildo designers?
Dildo community managers?

[-] far_university1990@feddit.de 0 points 7 months ago

bad dragon has merch

[-] swab148@startrek.website 0 points 7 months ago

I need a FOSS dildo manager

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[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Be the change you want to see in the world, I believe in you

[-] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Not sure, we’re mostly self employed and really work out at the end of the day

[-] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 7 months ago

I hear it has its ups and downs

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 0 points 7 months ago

There's professional porn actor and prostitute probably.

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Well, shit. Touche.

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago
[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 0 points 7 months ago

What a shit site and shit article.

There are multiple videos playing at the same time, all having the "wowowow, can you believe it? Here, loads of yellow arrows and circles for that dildo because WOWOWOWOOW!

yeah, the thing that happened is slightly funny, but can we not be 12, please?

[-] art@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Good for her.

[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Power move

I'd totally do this on purpose

[-] Smoogs@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

As did they.

[-] UprisingVoltage@feddit.it 0 points 7 months ago

Absolute power move.

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Fuckin coke can of a dong

[-] Teon@kbin.social 0 points 7 months ago

"I'm not dickin' around fellas!"

[-] steakmeout@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago
[-] GirthBrooks@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I do 3D scanning for one of the more popular high end sites. The guys coat their junk in smooth on & pour silicon in the resulting plaster mold, then send that to me to scan, embedded pubes & all. Not my favorite job but it’s an honest living. Just wish they’d send me some silicon vaginas every once in a while.

Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Edit: Oh, and Yvette knew exactly wtf she was doing

Yeah, who keeps a dildo on their bookshelf on full display, unless they want it to be seen?

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[-] Outtatime@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 months ago

All about fighting the patriarchy until they need a fake dick to satisfy themselves.

[-] leidkultur@lemmy.one 0 points 7 months ago

Two possibilities:

  1. you never masturbate
  2. you are a hypocrite

So what is it?

[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago
  1. his harem of waifus pleasure him upon demand
[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 7 months ago

what a self own, dear genital.

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[-] Zacryon@feddit.de 0 points 7 months ago

What? She likes sex? Such a freak! What a scandal! /i

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Having sex toys in a professional setting is... Unprofessional.

[-] UsernameIsTooLon@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

Unless the profession is porn lol

[-] Shameless@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

What about if you're a sexologist?

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[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 0 points 7 months ago

Thousands of sensitive alpha males suddenly feel inadequate.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 0 points 7 months ago

The only negative thing I see there is Brian's rather backwards moralist judgement.

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[-] Dracocide@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

A BWC on BBC.

[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Genuine question because I have no idea who that is, did she do this on purpose so that people would be fished into watching the video and therefore listening to what she is saying there?

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