Is that why there's an abandoned pair of shorts in the parking deck? And here I thought someone was running around pantless.

Vatnik Jesus?

Instead of deleting everything, edit it to sometime else. Quick brown fox that shit.

Sorry. I had to work.

The fear of being unable to protect one's self and family as one ages.

You gotta ask Tim Apple about that.

What was that? Aiding and abetting America's enemies?

Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.

You'd think they'd at least offer him tea first.

We already have vodka and alcoholism.

Those are the three worst words ever combined in the English language.

Another fracture appeared in Israeli society this week, with at least one far-right member of the government joining a crowd to storm military bases to stop soldiers from being detained on suspicion of abusing a Palestinian prisoner.