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[-] Zo0@feddit.de 44 points 9 months ago

Ozawa has reportedly admitted that the charge is true. He told the officials that roads belong to humans and pigeons are the ones who should get out of the way.

Statements like this makes me wonder if hurting animals is so obviously evil or I'm just a hippie.

[-] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago

Nah, the people who'd call you a hippie for that probably have some issues they should sort out.

[-] Cap@kbin.social 26 points 9 months ago

In a bit of irony, the stool pigeon that informed police was, in fact, Ozawa himself. Police did not expect him to sing like a canary as he confessed to the charges. Ozawa stated the pigeons were sitting ducks as he accelerated towards them. He considers pigeons ugly ducklings and his life's goal is to make as many of them dead as a dodo. Police are keeping a close eye on Ozawa as they found him naked as a jaybird when they arrested him. There are concerns he may try to fly the coop and send police on a wild goose chase.

[-] xep@kbin.social 14 points 9 months ago

You're having a bit of a lark, aren't you?

[-] SteveJobs@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago
[-] donuts@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

bass-slap.mid

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago

driving into a flock of pigeons and killing one

headline kinda buried the lede there

[-] anlumo@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

He'd get a medal here. We have offical signs with “pigeons are flying rats” here.

[-] slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

In my region some driving instructors actually give students 5€ for each killed pigeon.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

He'll get off. That pigeon was asking for it.

[-] DrCake@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Smh, not wearing reflective clothing or a helmet. Surprised it wasn’t ran over sooner.

[-] critical@reddthat.com 4 points 9 months ago

This is one of the reasons why IPoAC didn't take off.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

The spec should be able to handle a little packet loss.

[-] reflex@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

He'll soon face the wrath of the Pigeon Protector.

[-] mozzribo@leminal.space 2 points 9 months ago
[-] Pretzilla@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

FUCKYOU PIGEON!!

this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2023
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