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[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

Ranger: It's terrible! Murder victims are getting lured to our park and their bodies dumped! We have to do something!

Sign maker: I got you fam.

[-] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago

Environmentally conscious.

They might have seen them litter? /s

[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 10 months ago

And the person even recognized that most humans remains aren't environmental-friendly enough to be left in the wild...How nice!

[-] Xin_shill@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

What if you remove all the belongings, the body should be fine for the animals eh. Unless we are just too full of microplastics

[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

Not only microplastics. Some people are taking medication which would not be safe or have Implants.

[-] BottleOfAlkahest@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

So what should I do with my bodies then? I don't want to just send more stuff to landfills

[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 10 months ago

Re... Recycling?

[-] Czarb@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that's a sin.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

You're missing the mysterious emergence of a car. C'mon, guys, you're smarter than this: Obviously one or both of the hikers is a transformer.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 10 months ago

Calm down, the bag in the second picture is bigger than it appears. It's all fine

[-] slugo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

What did the green man do to the two tan men?

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

A hate crime

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Don't worry, they packed them out.

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

I don't see the problem, aren't you supposed to drop off your murder victims in the forest?

[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

You still need to pack out that trash of a human you killed.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

That reminds me of the dark joke:
A psycho walks into the woods with a woman by the hand. The moon is barely shining and it's so dark that you can't see your hand in close distance. There's cracking and rustling everywhere. The woman mumbles: "It's really scary here." The man says: "What can I say, I'll have to walk back all by myself later."

[-] vonxylofon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Did they f*cking stutter?

[-] bitwolf@lemmy.one 4 points 10 months ago

And the red garbage bag in the trunk!

[-] ARk@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

what does that mean when the eyes(?) go greater than

[-] ARk@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

is that a nose?

[-] hikikoma@ani.social 2 points 10 months ago

zoomie pls...

[-] Melt@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

It's the eyes popping forward

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I always thought it was the "shifty eyes" look.

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