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[-] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 year ago

Don't hang up. Instead, enable airplane mode for increased verisimilitude.

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

For those like me.....

noun: The quality of appearing to be true or real. synonym: truth.

Context implied it but still....Nice word!

[-] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

I'm glad you like it! I like how it's made up of three common and easily-identifiable components: it uses the same root as verify meaning true, the same root as similar meaning "like", with tude being a common suffix like -ness. Basically "true-likeness".

https://www.etymonline.com/word/*were-o-
https://www.etymonline.com/word/*sem-#etymonline_v_52581
https://www.etymonline.com/word/-tude#etymonline_v_18793

[-] lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

There really needs to be a word of the day community on here!

[-] ledditor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks for showing me a new word! “Verisimilitude” seems useful.

[-] outadoc@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago

Just keep your phone permanently in airplane mode; problem fixed.

[-] Uprise42@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

Tried this at work the other day. Apparently this doesn’t work in call centers… anyone hiring?

[-] DucktorZee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I would try this and say "I'm about to die" by accident and then spend five minutes explaining the mistake and five days thinking about it. No thanks,.

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Where are the rest of the tips? Asking for a friend.

[-] unagi@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

My phone’s about to die, but I’ll start typing the rest of the tips for your friend:

  • Never, in ANY circumstance

Here's one, set an alarm to go off in the middle of a date, pretend it's a phone call and if the date is going badly "take the call" and say you've got to leave. I could say my roommate has forgot their keys and accidentally locked themselves out for example.

[-] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

This is less introvert and more "crippling anxiety".

[-] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

And don't just press the red button. Turn on airplane mode so it says connection timeout instead of call ended.

[-] bigmonkey@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Sorry I can't read this meme my phone's about to die I'll look later you never hear from me again

[-] leonbringeroffuego@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Unless they have you on the Find My app with an iPhone then they can see your battery.

[-] SilentStorms@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

iPhone users' brains work different

Why would you willingly let someone else track you?

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It’s called marriage. It isn’t so bad once you get used to it.

[-] Hyperi0n@lemmy.film -1 points 1 year ago
[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It’s a joke.

Yes, my wife can see me on Find My Friends, but that is because there is nowhere I am that I’m uncomfortable with her knowing about, and it’s nice that she can see when I leave the office to know when to put the kettle on. It’s a convenience between us, not a Big Brother spying program.

[-] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

It's weird how divisive this topic is. I share with my parents, kids, and husband, and vice versa. It's cute to pinch up the map and look, mom's at yoga or whatever. It's not like anyone's sitting around all day staring at the map. I guess I'm lucky not to be haunted by control freaks past or present.

[-] Technoguyfication@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

Not understanding why someone would give their family and friends access to their location in case of an emergency really is a peak internet moment

[-] SilentStorms@lemmy.ca -1 points 1 year ago

I can understand turning it on if you're doing something like going backcountry hiking by yourself, and turning it off when you're back.

But leaving it on all the time so people I know can open an app and see where I am at any given moment? That's creepy as fuck. There are people in my life who I trust, and care about me, but that's still creepy as fuck.

[-] Technoguyfication@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I’m glad you’re able to predict when an emergency might happen and then your location on in advance. Most people don’t have this superpower.

[-] SilentStorms@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Or I'm not so risk-adverse that that I'm willing to give up my privacy for a miniscule possibility that something could happen where that would help me.

Do you wear a helmet every time you go outside?

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