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[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Where are the rest of the tips? Asking for a friend.

[-] unagi@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

My phone’s about to die, but I’ll start typing the rest of the tips for your friend:

  • Never, in ANY circumstance

Here's one, set an alarm to go off in the middle of a date, pretend it's a phone call and if the date is going badly "take the call" and say you've got to leave. I could say my roommate has forgot their keys and accidentally locked themselves out for example.

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