French is actually the language of the fries.
The term "frenching" is also a culinary term that means preparing food for even cooking and to make it visually appealing.
Man, we did that in middle school too
Isn't it short for french-cut fried potatoes and had nothing to do with France at all?
Well, France developed the cut. No?
Eh, they just liked it a lot. But they definitely popularized it and detailed usages of it in books. They didn't invent "cut it long and thin" though, since that's just basic knife work whose origin is lost to time.
Potatoes are a food native to the Americas and the Belgians claiming them is cultural appropriation. French fries are Chilean.
Fun fact: what's known in the US as "Danish pastries" are known in Denmark as wienerbrød (Vienna bread) and it turns out that both terms have some merit:
It was invented in Copenhagen by immigrants from Vienna
I was curious about French Toast the other day. Turns out it was invented by someone with the last name French and the intention was to call it French's Toast. But when he printed the name, he forgot the apostrophe and 'S'!
Similar story with German chocolate cake. It was German's chocolate cake. A guy named German.
And Black Forest cake was actually created by Forest Whitaker.
Who wants to claim our Brussels Sprouts? Go ahead, take them. Nobody? Well well well.
In Poland we have Greek style fish, Ukrainian borscht and Russian pierogi. None of which have anything to do with the place they are named after.
I forgot about French pastry. Which I just puff pastry, but we call it French pastry for some reason. Doesn't it come from Ireland?
Hot dogs are bastardized from three separate Germanic names. Frankfurt sausages sounded a bit formal, so you got "hot dachshunds," except Americans could neither spell nor pronounce the name of that breed, so you get "hot dogs." If you asked what a hot dog was you'd probably be told it's a wiener on a bun, where the English word "wiener" is a loanword from the German conjugation of "from Vienna." And we've come full circle by routinely referring to dachshunds as wiener dogs.
The less-fun tangent about the prominence of German food in American culture is that New York was famed for its wealthy German-American families until all their wives and children were on a boat that sank. I am not joking.
Quick note, just to be a pedantic arsehole: conjugation is specific to verbs. The general term is declension, which includes conjugation, but more broadly refers to the changing of a word depending on its semantical context
But... alliteration is always awesome.
We could have called them Flemish fries.
Even as a homophone, I don't want the word phlegm associated with my salty snacks.
Don't call me homophonobic though, I support phonemes of all stars, stripes, and identities.
Alternatively, alliteration am always awesome
It has been established that the earliest recorded recipes of fries are French.
Which is debated as there are signs that point towards Spain having done it first. Then there's the fact that Belgium says they developed it first, not the French, and that remains hotly debated.
It's almost like people aren't entirely sure where French fries came from yet north America insists on calling them French anyway. Wonder if a meme can be made from that?
I’ll simplify things for you. I invented french fries. Anyone who says otherwise is a dirty liar
Without knowing anything at all about the subject, except for where potatoes come from: Can we even be sure that native Americans didn't do them first?
I always thought they were called French fries because they're French style, as in cut into long thing pieces. Til!
It doesn't matter, Belgians are making much better fries than French. They deserve the recognition.
No, Freedom made this.
Germany is French, right?
That's the Belgian flag. But don't worry, they are so rare and tiny, that it doesn't make a difference. We eat more Pommes in Germany anyway!
Actually...my nation made it. Every popular food item you can think of actually.
Then I spread them around your planet and had my agents whisper in people's ears to say things about them all.
Oh hey, OpenDyslexic font.
