Once while camping I used a tent peg to eat meat from a can.

I don't mind it. Less work and more pay. But I am sleeping at the weirdest times.

The only reason I'm not pissing in my sink at home is that I accidentally installed it a bit too high.

That's not cool in a public toilet. But at Your own home? I would instal this sink, if they were selling it without hesitation.

At least an oz is easily measurable. It's worse, when they tell You to add a cup of something.

That's not how the Polish say "flower". It should be "kwiat", we don't have a word "blomst". Pretty sure we don't even have a notional flower either.

Flat white, cappuccino, latte and machiatto are the same thing. It's just coffee with milk.

And jail time is the value of the art.

It's cool and all, but it's no Shenanigan: https://youtu.be/ORO1FcEqBV8

The last march of the ents.

The realist: This is piss.

Yes. And You can say, it's not Dickface, it's Dickfacé, damn it!