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Clyde, the most advanced and intelligent AI known to man (feddit.de)
submitted 11 months ago by 30p87@feddit.de to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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It's happening, AI is rising word against its creators most significant investor

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[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 21 points 11 months ago

Now ask Bing Chat ๐Ÿ˜‚

[-] Player2@sopuli.xyz 29 points 11 months ago

For some reason it turns French. I've never seen that behavior before to be honest.

[-] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 14 points 11 months ago

This is as funny as the Clyde response, arguably funnier.

[-] Player2@sopuli.xyz 13 points 11 months ago

It's probably some pre written thing for this area (Quebec) that overrides my set language. Definitely funny!

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 11 months ago

Based on my epic Canadian "cereal box French" this does appear to be a boilerplate "sorry you've had a bad experience but don't ask the bot" message.

[-] BatmanAoD@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago

I really like that it follows this up with, effectively, "we're done here, get out"

[-] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Love how Bing chat just gets uncomfortable all the time and nopes out of most conversations

[-] Decide@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

I've used it to help me understand some code concepts and debugging, but over the last two weeks, it went from competent to completely stupid half of the time. It also fails to connect so often, it's unreal.

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

For me it starts bullshitting about Microsoft being a large company so mistakes can happen, but ofc M$ is dedicated to being good and reliable blablabla. Definitely not my experience with M$ Teams. I should reach out to support. Well those idiots first "advice" would be using Edge on Windows ofc. 1000010592

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 11 months ago

I love how it "sources" the reliability of Azure by linking to the Azure storefront. Great job.

[-] sheepishly@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago

Did 4chan teach it that or did it just come that way?

[-] Hogger85b@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

I thought this was going to be a joke on the pacman ghosts logic

[-] 30p87@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago

Considering all ghosts have different algorithms, and Clyde is probably the most advanced, switching between hunting and fleeing, it would be true, as probably nothing was so advanced in 1980.
Honorable mention to HL 1 for having more advanced cockroach algorithms in 1998 than some human algorithms in 2023.

this post was submitted on 29 Sep 2023
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