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Mine's a Juicer
(i.imgur.com)
Why is it, when something stucks, it is always you three?
What is the purpose of the squiggly one?
Mashing potatoes
Potato masher
Don't forget the tongs that's missing the lock thing and somehow ends up standing up wide open.
I threw an entire draw of utensils across the room because of one of those fuckers.
Forgot the upside down spatula.
And how else would you suggest we pay tribute to Anoia?
Expert mode is the tongs that were locked closed when they went into the drawer, and have now expanded 3x the size they should be
That's the entire reason I use a wine bucket to house big utensils. I used a wide thin grill spatula and all of my patience opening that drawer.
The bucket is slightly bigger around and slightly taller than a cookie jar. It works great.
We use a combination of a tall vase for the big top heavy stuff and an old Jaegermeister ice bucket that came free with something decades ago. Nestled within each other. Holds all of the bigger cooking utensils like spatulas, spoons, tongs, etc.
use another set of tongs to squeeze them shut while pulling
Look at money man over here. Showing off his two tongs.
it got in it can get out
The apartment I bought had cabinets with fake, decorative drawers on them. Except it turned out that one of those drawers wasn't decorative. It was just stuck.
Inside there was a full set of silverware (as in literal silver) from the 60's complete with the original receipt. It's worth thousands of dollars. I guess whoever lived there before me was in no condition to pack and the people who packed didn't know about the silver...
Bro eating good tonight
Psh when I open random stuck drawers all I find is jars of teeth
Gonna pull extra hard on my fake drawers tonight.
The spatula is a classic one
Burger patty press still in the cardboard
For me it's usually letting anyone else put dishes away. Before that, the ¼, ½, ⅓, and 1 cup measure set but I fixed it by putting them upside down.
One of ours gets stuck on the 3 different sets of measuring cups. Why do we have 3 full sets? No one knows!
Because having one means you have to wash that pile of dishes at the bottom of the sink.
Because eventually you'll break it lose one of the cups and then have 3 incomplete sets that will hopefully provide a full set between them.
C'mon man. You forgot half a dozen mismatched batteries, some tongs, and 3 different bottle openers for some reason.
Praise Anoia
rattle rattle
Mine is pineapple corer and unnecessarily large can opener
If it wasn’t so true
hahahahhahahahahahahhaaahhaahhaha amazing
this post was submitted on 17 Oct 2024
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