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[-] Tyfud@lemmy.world 1 points 1 minute ago

Isn't this a well-known Linked In Satirist?

[-] DandomRude@lemmy.world 17 points 2 hours ago

LinkedIn is nothing but shitposts for a long time.

[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Watching porn at work

Edit: Only took me three edits to get there!

Edit: Four, if you count that one.

[-] N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 4 hours ago

Employees watch porn at work. Executives masturbate to porn in the bathroom with the volume turned up on speaker. The weirder the porn, the better. Let everyone know who's the alpha dog in the office.

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 minutes ago

I read half of that and thought "Huh, they do? Where do this guy work?" then finished and realized you're calling everyone to start doing that.

[-] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 10 points 4 hours ago

Didn't that CNN guy get caught beating it on camera AND he kept his job?

Not only that but Google search won't return his name now..

We know Jeffrey Toobin

I wonder if a fastfood worker would get such deference...

[-] wanderingmagus@lemm.ee 5 points 1 hour ago

Huh, came up for me. Granted, I'm also using SearXNG, and most of the good results read as coming from Bing and Yahoo, but the first few results are from Google and relevant.

[-] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 2 points 1 hour ago

Startpage didnt work for me, ended up using searx to find it.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago
[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 6 hours ago

We should be able to look at a ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ porn at work

1000005744

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 7 points 5 hours ago

Exactly what I was hoping to see here lmfao

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago
[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

tip: ^little^ -> ^little^
(jerboa breaks. view source)

[-] IHateReddit@lemmy.world 2 points 51 minutes ago

Is that supposed to be formatted in some way? Because it is not on Boost

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 17 minutes ago
[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

issue closed.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 244 points 7 hours ago
[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 25 points 5 hours ago

It's been wild logging on to LI and seeing MAGA people spewing their drivel.

Strong "Sir, this is a Wendy's" energy.

[-] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 5 points 50 minutes ago

For real. There's a very well known guy in the AEC industry that invented a very important custom PowerShell module for a pillarstone software. This same man was supposed to have a large session he spoke in at Autodesk University, which I am attending right now. I was really looking forward to attending his talk.

Well, I was following him on LinkedIn, and a couple months ago he comments under a post basically saying, "We must support Israel no matter what, and fuck you if you question what is going on in Gaza." This man commented basically saying, "Exactly, Israel should not be questioned, let them do what they want."

Much to nobody's surprise, he's not speaking at AU. It's pretty clear he got dropped. It's good to see shitty actions having consequences.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 22 points 5 hours ago

Become un-hireable speedrun, any%

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 53 points 7 hours ago

This guy is quickly becoming my favorite LI influencer.

[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 57 points 7 hours ago
[-] brrt@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 hours ago

LInfluencer

[-] sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago
[-] NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space 12 points 6 hours ago

Rookie error. Clearly you don’t watch porn at work.

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 44 points 7 hours ago

Should've fired him for spelling Jeff with a G.

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 10 points 5 hours ago

America fired ToysRUs for this very reason.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 30 points 6 hours ago

There are two ways to spell Jeff, one with a J, and the stupid way.

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Unless you're a butler for Uncle Phil.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

Haha, It's a quote from an SNL skit that just came out.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Wasn't he closer to Joffrey than Jeff?

[-] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I thought he was Geoffrey. I could be wrong. I'm just a drunk.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I was more meaning pronunciation, not spelling. It's probably spelled that way tho

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

There are exceptions to every rule. That dude rocked.

[-] mediocreme_ow@lemm.ee 19 points 6 hours ago

!linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 25 points 6 hours ago

I started to post there, but I wasn't sure how they'd feel about satire instead of genuine lunatics.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

As long as it's hard core porn, you'll probably be fine

BTW... that's an amazing community

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

they already post satire there

[-] chakan2@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago
[-] qaz@lemmy.world 1 points 9 minutes ago

Poe's law strikes again

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

This is the real reason work from home will always win out in the future.

[-] rain_worl@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

ubuntu font???

[-] itsathursday@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago
[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Makes sense, this would never fly at the ACC.

[-] sunzu2@thebrainbin.org 1 points 4 hours ago

Those guys will do anything besides working tho...

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