We should be able to look at a ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ porn at work

TIL flotsam and jetsam were not made up punny names in The Little Mermaid

This would be perfect for me and my IBS-D

(Not my art)

Edit: done with controlled text to image ai tools, just to be clear. I am not this talented lol

Oh yeah? What do you call this?

Understanding Ant Privacy and Respect

The Importance of Privacy

• Respect for All Creatures: Just like humans, animals (including ants) have their own ways of living and interacting with their environment. Respecting their space is crucial, even if your intentions are friendly.

• Ant Behavior: Ants communicate through pheromones and body language. If they seem upset or show a defensive behavior (like raising their middle finger), it’s important to acknowledge their feelings.

The Role of Intentions

• Mistakes Happen: It's understandable to make mistakes, especially when trying to connect with others. An intention to befriend ants is commendable, but the method of using a magnifying glass could be intrusive.

• Learning from Experience: Recognizing our mistakes can lead to personal growth and better understanding of boundaries in future interactions.

Moving Forward

1. Apologize: If you find yourself in this situation, you should acknowledge that you didn’t mean to invade their space and express your desire to be friends respectfully.

2. Observe from Afar: Instead of using a magnifying glass, consider observing your soon-to-be-friends from a distance. This allows you to appreciate their behavior without intruding on their privacy.

3. Build Trust Gradually: If you want to befriend them, find ways to earn their trust without overwhelming them. Perhaps leave small bits of food as offerings or create an inviting space where they feel safe.

Conclusion

Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity

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Maybe they have a physical limitation like MS or Parkinson's?