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[-] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago

Say what you will but this would be a very cool "this is how we met" story that they could tell their kids down the line

[-] renrenPDX@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago

I mean if that’s what you like, and they specifically ask you what you want on it… I’m sure subway employees have put together far worse science projects than that.

[-] Fosheze@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

"Yeah. Uh. I'll get the tuna salad. Also can I get that toasted."

[-] Syd@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago

Tuna melts are pretty delicious.

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

My orders are always a horror at Mod and Subway, I’ve gotten more than a few looks of judgement but ion care it’s tasty.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Hey this is the fediverse. Ion is an atomic particle.

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

That's another sandwich I would still vote for president before Trump.

[-] DeanFogg@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't eat it and I would barely even wipe my ass with it and with it covered in shit I'd still vote for it over trump

[-] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

This is just an ad for subway

[-] exasperation@lemm.ee 0 points 1 day ago

I would think that an ad for something would paint that thing in a favorable light, not make it look gross and weird and unappealing.

Gross and unappealing is the new hot ad strategy! They're going for the "I only eat there ironically."

[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

I mean.. what she is doing wrong is going to subway.

[-] Dpof@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Fuck subway

[-] mipadaitu@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

He better go wash his hands again after handling his phone.

[-] lath@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Nah, it's cool. Can't you see he's wearing a thin plastic glove on the other hand?

[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And holding the glove he was wearing on the hand he's holding the phone with?

[-] lath@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Exactly. Safe as safe can be.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago
[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago

What's wrong with Subway? Is this another chain I have to avoid now?

[-] NormalPerson@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

There's a John Oliver episode about it. Been a while since I've seen it, but the jist of it was how scummy they are with their franchisees. To the point where it reminded me of time shares.

[-] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 days ago

I don't know if anything really bad. It's expensive and low quality, but that's about it.

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago

Out of all the mainstream fast food places, it's probably my top pick. Especially if you manage to get their buy one get one free footlong deals.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Their meat and veggies come in big soup cans. It's legit gross it just seems less like it because there's veggies involved.

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 day ago

They absolutely don't come in cans, they always came in bags when I worked there

Except tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, and avocadoes, we did those fresh cut every morning

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Ours came in big subway branded cans around 2001.

We never fresh cut our veggies, ever.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

Does Lemmy have hailcorporate yet? Really seems like an ideal fit around here.

Fuck Subway, and fuck your dumbass sandwich. Which you obviously didn’t get a picture of from “the worker.”

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

fuck r/hailcorporate. at first I joined it thinking it was going to be about stealth ads. oh my god, you can't even allude to a brand in a critical manner before some asshole accuses you of advertising. even bigger cancer than r/theyknew

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

Seriously. That sub made me so angry I had to cool off with a refreshing Pepsi.

[-] 01011@monero.town 0 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Should have just ordered a salad somewhere but I like the ingredients, everything but the bread and cheese.

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