Because our bodies are gross and threatening.

Dad bod.

I don't want to look at my disgusting flesh-body and I'd rather nobody else saw it either. Rebuild me shiny and chrome, then we'll talk about showing off.

My wife.

Thankfully, other men.

Every single men's top I've seen are too big...

I dress like this in the summer as a nonbinary person

Exercise

I mean, my big fat body, mostly.

I’m tall and thin so my clothes do look like that

It’s really uncomfortable

I recently got a one shoulder top that I'm wearing at home, does that count?

The "Fire Island gay" look is not for me. (Aka Midriff-baring T-shirts and Nut-Hugger shorts.)

I kinda dress like this in casual situations, no cropped shirt though. But I'm considering making one out from an older shirt.

I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.

I'm from the 80's and nobody wants to see someone my age dressed like that.

I'm still traumatized by spandex being a thing when I was in primary school.

Gym was .... embarrassing.

All those pockets too small to carry a phone.

Sheer sex appeal

Were any women involved in this? Seems like the industry was full of older white men making all of the decisions back then.